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#21 |
Foreva us, neva them.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,176
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899401 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Fucka strong jaw line, his placed 3rd in a power lifting competition
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#22 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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identifies himself as agnostic, doesn't even know what it means
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#23 |
Foreva us, neva them.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,176
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899401 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Lookin like goldberg speared himself into a botox shot
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#24 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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doesn't believe in himself
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#25 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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He's not wearing a shirt because he just had his right nipple pierced, but he cropped the photo so we couldn't make fun of him for it when he started his own roast thread.
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#26 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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baffled as to why Galactus is taking so long
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#27 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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his self-esteem and hairline have this in common; non-existence
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#28 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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promotion of his homemade workout DVD; A Dumbass w/ Dumbbells 4 - Fuck That Gym in the Ass was cut due to technical difficulties
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#29 |
Foreva us, neva them.
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 9,176
Battle Record: 106-34
Accomplishments - Hall of Fame
Champed - Key to Greatness I
- BA Cypher Tournament
- Tag Team Tournament I
- Fight Night LXXVI
- Time to Kill V
- Fight Night LXXX
- 1-2 Punch League
- Fight Night Cypher II
- Key Grand Prix IV
- NBL Cypher (7x)
- Throwdown Cypher
- Netcees Battle League (2x)
- BA Cypher III
- Fight Night 1
- Tag Team Tournament V
Rep Power: 85899401 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Lookin like he got tea bagged by a elephant
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#30 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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dropped out of school in kindergarten
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#31 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
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looks like the type of nigga who doesnt even know how to spell faggot
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#32 |
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Join Date: Aug 2013
Posts: 8,898
Battle Record: 27-22
Rep Power: 85899399 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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once smoked tin foil out of a tube sock
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#33 |
Guest
Posts: n/a
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That is actually a very well sculpted beard sir. Good day.
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#34 |
Worst of the worst
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 1,014
Battle Record: 6-1
Rep Power: 7026 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Childhood Hero - G-Thug the Infamous Rapeward Artist
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#35 |
Mad fucking dangerous.
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,066
Battle Record: 40-19
Champed - AOWL Season 3
- Art of Writing League (2x)
Rep Power: 85899406 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Pretends to be Scottie Pippen when shooting around and Flavor Flav when posting his own roast threads.
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#36 |
obsessed
Join Date: Nov 2013
Location: fucka idiyote
Posts: 5,709
Battle Record: Faggot-1
Accomplishments - can recite entirety of shrek 2
Champed - tangoed with spider man behind scenes in spider-man 2
- was candidate for gerber baby 3x
- smush parker like bb comment on instagram saying "u fucka suck idiyote"
- smush beer on head and didn't cry
- parallel parked in between 2 ferrari's in tonky truck once
- when saying pledge of allegiance i said "i don't" lmao deadass bb satan
- won tshirt from taco bell saying "taco cat" is the same backwards for filling out 500 surveys in a
- neighbor house caught on fire i call FIRE department and saved lives, was in newspaper
- set neighbor house on fire lmao
- fuck neighbor husband and wife
- first fish caught resembled david ortiz
- colin kaepernick
- related to genghis khan
- elected assistant to the vice president assistant to the president for regional chess club
- never lost game of hide and seek
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lol fucking genocide. Look like he got a shape-up by a OCD crayon specialist.
Looks like a swag character in Street Fighter. Special moves Hadudeken. Fucking hat backwards wigger. Fuck you |
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#37 |
SYRACUSE
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,031
Battle Record: 31-37
Champed - Write Night II
- Alias Topical Tournament
Rep Power: 4743547 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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this dude sweats crisco on the treadmill
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#38 |
SYRACUSE
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 4,031
Battle Record: 31-37
Champed - Write Night II
- Alias Topical Tournament
Rep Power: 4743547 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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bulging trapezoids out for facebook likes from high school bitches, gets excited when HS bitches like doze shits
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#39 |
Bam
Join Date: Nov 2013
Posts: 456
Rep Power: 3636322 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Private messages his little sisters friends talking about "aye girl, you like slaughterhouse?"
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#40 |
that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,739
Rep Power: 85899385 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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I can't roast this.
You gotta have somebody else post this up, you can't do it urslf this is like buying yourself a xmas gift and then acting surpised. it violates all things NCG without some form of standards, we are nothing more than net heathens. and peeps don't need to respond in their own roasts, you gotta sit there and enjoy. smh |
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attention whore, ban kyzo from roasts, i am a real boy, kyzo unroflz marathon, manicured beard failz, masaii mad as fuck lulz, masaii stop tagging me |
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