Adverse vs UserName (Pics) - USER WINS

[Adverse]

Sup User if you want another pic lemme know fresh ammo from today



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[UserName]

You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature
Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features
Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass
A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags
Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken?
That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents
You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks
Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit
Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs
That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs

[White LGI]

Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries

Lmao...good opener


I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell
That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself

Lol another funny line


Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm”
Belong on a PSA sayin:
“The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms”

Ehhh

And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya
If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas

Lmao


This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped
And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props

No





User

You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature
Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features

Lmaooo


Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass
A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags

Lmaooo


Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken?
That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents

Lmao sheesh


You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks
Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit

Hilarious

Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs
That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs

Didn't like



Great battle guys...I enjoyed both verses....funny shit on both ends....but I felt user hit a Lil harder


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[Dominate]

Originally Posted by Adverse

Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries
Haha, good. Set up line was cool too.
I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell
That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself
Seen the "one size fits all"/fat joke idea before but "the hat said"/second guessing itself is fresh and kinda humorous
Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm”
Belong on a PSA sayin:
“The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms”
Lmaooo
And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya
If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas
Lololol OK.
This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped
And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props”
Creative idea. It's OKish but would work better if your opponent was a fat woman rather than a man
@UserName

Originally Posted by UserName

You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature
Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features
Lol OK
Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass
A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags
Cool. I like the set up slightly more than the second line
Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken?
That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents
Pretty good
You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks
Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit
Hahaha nice
Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs
That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs
Hahaha good.

This battle was super dope, great job guys. No real misses on either side. I've got Adverse taking this from a higher highs perspective, - thought he was a little funnier here.. which says a lot bc humour is one of User's main strengths. Honestly this verse elevates Adverse in my eyes from just a topical guy being here to participate to an actual serious contender in this league. Also I really wanted a line about the frog from User. Damn bro.


v/ Adverse

[Sharp]

Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries
this isn't bad, but I think of a good punchline as being formulated like a joke (which is why we usually lean on wordplay) and there's nothing surprising/unexpected here
I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell
That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself
this is a good demo of the punchline thing in the last bar's feed. Good funny bar imo
Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm”
Belong on a PSA sayin:
“The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms”
lol. Funny but light. 'becoming complacent' isn't the 'meanest' way to say something, but esp in a pic battle I like seeing a bar that's just goofy and funny like this
And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya
If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas
I straight up don't get this. I'll look into it and come back because I see it getting props

I was just looking for something that wasn't there. I blame blue Bayou for making me forget that hyperbole (or anything that isn't wordplay) exists.
This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped
And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props”
my guy if you think a male cow makes milk... This is light and funny



You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature
Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features
solid and funny roast
Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass
A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags
funny and light
Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken?
That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents
the rhyme is on point. Again funny and light
You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks
Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit
lmao. Dope
Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs
That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs
I've not see this ad. Guess I'll look it up while trying to understand the polo line

Googled it. This was pretty funny after getting the visual



Time to google shit. Good verses from both, pretty consistent and funny drops

So after looking stuff up I had an almost identical amount of hits/misses/light/etc, the only thing that I can base it off now is that I think the ouija bar was the lotb for me. This is probably the closest battle I've read this season and props to both. I completely understand why both are getting votes because it's just coming down to taste now. Good stuff guys

V/user by a smidge