WEEK SEVEN CONTENDERS: FRANK (2-0) vs NYCSPITZ (2-0) NYC WINS 3-2

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There once was a villain - so insane and so impossibly slick…
she cut off Superman’s dick, left it maimed & tossed in a ditch.
Who found the meaning to life’s riddles and resolved all its rifts?
An evil genius, known as the deranged octopus bitch…
Even spider man failed to web her up or rock her with fists
with a single tentacle swing, left spidey in the hospital quick…
Or wolverine coursing rage & adamantine - a monster legit
Disintegrated by octo-goo. NEVER fuck with the deranged octopus bitch!!!!!
Had orgies in Atlantis with mermaids & popped bottles of cris
The most gangsta? Jay told Bey: “Octo’s got it locked with a twist”
Rappers pleaded for her autograph, wanting to mob with her clique…
You know who, faggot. It’s the deranged Octopus bitch…
started a sea creature fetish when she flashed & modeled her tits
then robbed banks and saved the money up with laudable thrift
we even saw her tweet financial advice, making lots of us rich
Was she the villain or hero!?! Big dog…she’s just the deranged octopus bitch!!!

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The baddest woman in the universe? Her name gots to be it
put a gun to the pope’s brain & was absolved of her sins
until the day she disappeared and turned into a monstrous myth
Which begs the question: just who was the deranged octopus bitch?

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They say she was sold into human trafficking by her pops who was sick
in her teens - severely beaten raped, mocked and convinced -
That her name would never make it to the top of the list
At 21, took out one of her sex clients to a secluded lagoon
A quarter mile from a lake, listening to nature’s musical tunes
The lovers were planning escape, and they colluded to move -
out of this desperate situation toward a paradise of…who really knew
Yet just as they left the lagoon, there was an evil/strange consciousness shift
And the inception of her moniker: Deranged octopus bitch

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The lagoon bubbled; went black & blue quicker than hooks to your face
An octopus floated above the water menacingly. They booked it to the lake
freedom! But as the star crossed lovers took their escape…
the creature shot a stream of irradiated goop & gook to their face!!!
Only our hero survived. She awoke at her boss’ beach house
now physically fused with the octopus….she lost it & freaked out
but in a calm voice the octopus spoke, inside of her head…
“don’t hide from your fears and dreams, you can find them instead
I took your eyes as a tribute, but through my own - now you can see
we’ll make all of these bastards pay and even bow at your feet.
Your aura of loss and destruction awoke me from a millennial sleep
So killing your lover was my ‘not a morning person’ penalty fee
but together we’ll rule all of them. Nobody ever meddles with me…
now that we’re one, we’ll create death in the night & further my lunar verse
A poetry of destruction which can conquer the observable universe”

Thus the goddess of death dispatched foes, so focused and regal in killing -
Knowing deep in her heart: every villain’s a hero & every hero’s a villain.
When earth bored her, she portaled to galaxies, nebulae, many unlimited zones
Conquered aliens with malice, but for the greater good. A decision she owned
She hunted down Thanos and battled him for his infinity stones
Her heels dug into his corpse as she screamed “Bitch, just give me the throne!!”
Then she returned to earth. Her beautiful tragic and militant home…
And disappeared during an ocean storm.
evaporating into the rain or the mist…
I don’t know about you, but for many her reign’s got to be missed
They say she slumbers deep inside an ocean cave with lots of her fish
And she’ll whistle your name during the grey nocturne eclipse…
Fisherman talk about her presence:
a terrible life force whispering from the bottomless pits -
out in the open ocean, you can feel her strange, dominant grip
Echoes of the sleeping & deranged octopus bitch.







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