Beyond vs. Evolve - {Beyond wins}

[Strikta]

Evolve:

This losers got the queerest antics n it wont be hard to prove this madness,
i've been told I'm a sight for sore eyes... just means this fag only finds me half attractive.
...Cool opener
he gets identified in every robbery, even tho he does cover his eye n mouth,
It's just this one eyed clown is easy to spot when he has to wear the balaclava upside down.
...Ok
I attract & bang bitches all the time. Evolve having that sex typa fiesty life
most days I have atleast 40 loves.. Bey just gets that in tennis every friday night.
...Ok
any girl he touches vomits so we know he lies bout giving the broads a beating
only naked girl he's had under his roof was a playboy poster blue tac'd up on his cieling.
...This was tight
It's like GoWs thread shook this fruit.. forced this closet basher under pressure,
cuz if being gay is so un-natural.. tht would make him the most man-made thing ever.
...Nah
eye jokes are played? nah thts whack, that old sway tactic won't work, diva,
it's just ironic how ur eye drops yet not even a ton of that could fix ur fucked up feature.
...Ehh
If I was half blind I'd kill myself, I seen ur eye on tht mag design nd it made me chuck,
the only time a girl would wink at u is when shes sympthetic trynna make u fit in w/ the rest of us.
...Wasn't really feeling
see 'Volves physiques slick, If I flash a girl i'll be getting that sexual sedation,
If Beyond ever Flashed a girl... we know he'd get shot down quicker than a blood initiation.
...Ok
So if he steps to Evolves mark today I promise guys, I'll hit her,
cuz my haymakers'll get his Chin Checked so fast his Jaw'll get verified on twitter.
...Not working for me
over-rated is an understatement. Ol' man Bey dropping that poor.
I'm going through the 2nd leg... like that colostomy bag wrapped round both of urs.
...Not a real good closer, imo


Beyond:

I’d ask you the same, u faggity lame. U gobble the chode.
Some people tell me you’re mayn spitz.. and doesn’t even swallow the load.
...Cool open
Meth was right, ur the jealous type that’ll die when I shoot.
True Jason Kidd of text. Retired just to come back and get sidelined in a suit.
...Dope
He’s the fake Onyx that rapes concepts, but nothin is funny.
Cuz Evolve is forced enough to give moon stones a run for their money.
...Ok
I dropped DOHpe for The Bad Guys.. and cuz Bags is a jew.
I’d tell u to drop Soap, but more dudes’d line up to get in ur ass than ur crew.
...Nice
I’m all in for the crown. U bein 35 is fodder for the round.
While they’re callin u Old Man River I just hope u fuckin fall in one & drown.
...Nice again
We can see who fucks ur girl better & account for a jury.
All they’d see is my Pacemaker wet while yours just gives out in a hurry.
...Cool
I’m the best in it's propriety, with excellence inside of me.
You’re so full of rust, your best shot at beatin me is of the Tetanus variety.
...Nice
Fuck an RB 'legend' u hardy peasant. U got a hundred L’s there.
You been livin off your rep. longer than Congress has funded welfare.
...Eh
If I got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s to suck somethin.
If this old fart got a girl’s head under the sheets it’s a Dutch oven.
...Ill
There’s no endin the Yond, I’m the fuckin image of God.
I got this win so locked-up it’s chillin in the Phantom Zone w. General Zod.
...Ok close

All in all Bey took this, fairly easy too I might add.. he was just more consistent all around. Evolve had some cool ideas, but kinda OD'd on the eye plays. I also think Bey's rhyme scheme & wording was MUCH cleaner than Evolves.. & that made for a more enjoyable read. Nice battle tho, but Bey got this.

Vote- Beyond