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Old 10-22-2020, 08:18 AM   #14
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Barcotic:

"Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste
Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face"


- lol

"Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it
He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit"


- staple is played but you actually flipped it nicely here. Made me chuckle.

"He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted
Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him
"

- Good closer.

Barc, you started out rough bro. Lamb post works, in the context you presented it, but it's still lamb post... it's too jarring for it to be ignored. And 3 hole punch? That's some early 2000's shit my man. You picked up at the end though.


Sharp:

"I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now
When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns
"

- haha.

"Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch
Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did"

- Ouch.

"Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal
A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel"


- Love current punches like this.

"And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro
Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote"


Also enjoyed the follow clicks around bar... Didn't want to over do it though lol. Sharp, this was a personal barrage of attacks against Barc, the middle section especially was just one rip after the other. Really enjoy your style and how you almost exclusively avoid general punchlines... A breath of fresh air, really.

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