WEEK 3: Sharp 1-1 VS Barcotic 1-1 SHARP WINS
 

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A lesson for the teacher ...



When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast..
So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post
Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh
Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids
His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance
Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches
Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs ..
His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids
Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste
Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face
We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby
We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body
Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it
He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit
He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted
Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him

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Pfft

You posted 12 like 4 days ago an took it down, pussy lol

Zuch deleted it

Heretofore I have chosen to post by 11:59 Wednesday

Enjoy the wait

Such a pussy ...
Enjoy studying my verse, teach'

"Our culture" - A white, suburban Canadian text battler...

… I wish I was lyin
You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon
I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now
When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns
Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch
Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did
Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal
A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel
First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame
You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games
Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew
If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you"
And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro
Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote
Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit
I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted

Please leave, Seth
Before I have to embarrass you again. Go back to the dud you made in disc.
Dumb faggot

Clean this
Including tryhard tags

@Zuch
Or someone with half a nutsack

When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast..
So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post
I had to sit on this one for quite some time, results came back - lambs don’t have computers therefore they can’t post on the internet
Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh
Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids
ok not bad
His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance
Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches
im not quite sure what the punch is here, are you dissing his school supplies? PM me when you find out where the punchline is
Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs ..
His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids
decently good, decent
Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste
Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face
not feeling this one, but I’m sure his school supplies are pleading for mercy at this point
We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby
We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body
he’s a music teacher though right? I suppose you can turn a protractor into a triangle but will it play as such? Hmm that is to be determined, let me know though!
Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it
He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit
is this a troll?
He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted
Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him
decent closer I suppose


Vs



Our culture" - A white, suburban Canadian text battler...

… I wish I was lyin
You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon
good opener here, solid work
I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now
When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns
nice personal with a good connection
Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch
Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did
lmao this killed me, dope stuff
Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal
A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel
wasn’t really feeling this one
First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame
You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games
dope here
Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew
If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you"
wow this is dope as well
And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro
Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote
literally though, this was on point
Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit
I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted
solid closer damn


Alrighty so Barcotic kind of threw me for a curve ball here, I’ve seen him drop dope in other battles but he kind of OD’d on school punches that didn’t quite connect or work both ways. Sharp on the other hand had an almost perfect verse with just one clear miss. Good battle but I have to go with the stronger competitor here.


Sharp

Barc

Lamb post ok
Abusing mod powers ok
Folder dope
Closer ok

Sharp

Nuclear cool
HOF ok
Carrie cool
Tagged lol ok
Closer cool

Good battle

I’ve got Sharp here with the edge. Barc Leaned on the teacher concepts a little too much.. they were decent ideas though

Vote sharp

Barcotic:

"Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste
Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face"

- lol

"Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it
He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit"

- staple is played but you actually flipped it nicely here. Made me chuckle.

"He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted
Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him"

- Good closer.

Barc, you started out rough bro. Lamb post works, in the context you presented it, but it's still lamb post... it's too jarring for it to be ignored. And 3 hole punch? That's some early 2000's shit my man. You picked up at the end though.


Sharp:

"I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now
When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns"

- haha.

"Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch
Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did"

- Ouch.

"Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal
A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel"

- Love current punches like this.

"And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro
Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote"

Also enjoyed the follow clicks around bar... Didn't want to over do it though lol. Sharp, this was a personal barrage of attacks against Barc, the middle section especially was just one rip after the other. Really enjoy your style and how you almost exclusively avoid general punchlines... A breath of fresh air, really.

Vote: Sharp

Barc:
Liked the folder line, funny visual
Staple in the community was nice too, good flip
Eazy way out was ok but a very random/old connection imo

Lamp post and pro tractors were very bad imo. Your verses are better when you stay away from stuff like that. It’s counter productive, man. I get that you like doing it but it’s not effective

V

Sharp:
Go nuclear was funny
HOF was funny
Borat was relevant and cool
Suspect was funny too, never seen it done like that surprisingly

Didn’t like Carrie or thread tags idea

Sharp edged it here. I wouldn’t vote for him otherwise

When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast..
So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post
decent

Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh
Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids
ehh

His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance
Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches
not gettng this ref

Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs ..
His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids
ok

Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste
Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face
dont get this

We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby
We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body
hhhhhhhhhhhhahah

Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it
He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit
ehh

He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted
Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him
cool


vs.

… I wish I was lyin
You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon
decent

I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now
When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns
cool

Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch
Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did
ehh

Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal
A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel
ok not fan of the execution

First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame
You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games
okk

Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew
If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you"
fire

And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro
Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote
hahah

Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit
I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted
okkkkkk kinda repeat from vs corleone but this is decent

barcotic overkilled this with teacher lines.. theres much more to sharp than teacher bars, so that was your mistake here boy. sharp attackd you from all angles, with more consistency, with just a miss with hall of fame and the closer was kinda repetitive, but jabs all over the way. Barcotic also came decent here but not in the correct approach

v/ sharp

When it comes to sheep, the weakest can't boast..
So I feel like driving right into a street light when I see this lamb post

this is hot doodoo, u droppin lamb bars the fuck is wrong with u

Thinks going reg again is safer. Shook life, it's sad eh
Thought he'd take the Easy way out...and it does look like he has aids

shits ok, rip to my guy eazy e

His concepts are all sucky/incomplete, no substance
Sits in classrooms every day and he'll be lucky to have 3-hole punches

man wtf are u even talking about, this shits corny as hell. u rapping about office appliances and shit

Adds personals to '99 wp, deletes logs, cowers & fibs ..
His ideas are so old school, it's got him abusing mod powers like kids

nah im not with it

Tryna throw hands w the dumb punk is a hell of a waste
Keeps his daily life in a folder..and becomes one if you yell in his face

this ones cool, you still rapping about too many school supplies though

We both like to write, except I'm really dope at the hobby
We both use protractors at work, except mine will dispose of his body

my guy i get it, you walk into office depot with a hard-on but this shit's getting out of control

Jesus he's bogus. Sharp aint a beast and he knows it
He's only a staple in this community 'cause we need him to close shit

close what? the fuck are you even talking about? Modding? this might be the whitest fucking rap verse i've ever read.

He should just focus on ensuring his kids are counted
Then he can teach students the radius of the circles I did around him

ok closer


… I wish I was lyin
You got one connection to the culture and its provided by Verizon

after reading a whole 16 that he prolly wrote in the clearance section of a staples, this seems like a fact

I’ll go nuclear in a battle. Every punch is getting felt now
When you go nuclear in battles it’s too much energy and violent meltdowns

eh its ok

Don’t deserve HOF status you whiny, lame bitch
Why can’t you take a joke? Even the fucking Hall of Fame did

cool

Barc’s been at it a decade+. With dumb shit, there’s no equal
A 15 y/o joke’s dropping this week and I don’t mean the Borat sequel

nah too much like the last bar

First it was the gunbar boys, now UPN.. Fuck, you're lame
You just follow cliques around cause you ain’t got a clue like old adventure games

idk wtf this means to be real with u

Those gunbars? Lol @ you holding the mac with your crew
If anyone thinks you Carrie it's cause "They're all gonna laugh at you"

thats a bar

And if you came to the US... in no time you’d get merked bro
Bitch ass’d get tagged faster than this thread after the first vote

this ones dope too

Save those pool selfies. We don't want to see that dumb shit
I'd call your pics suspect but that implies the person in em is wanted

yeah the middle was a little shaky but you closed strong


if im being real, i didnt even think this was close. sharp got it by a large margin

v/ sharp

Lol lamb post was so bad it’s good. Almost. Easy way out and staple we’re nice.

HOF joke was nicely worded to make it hit more than it should. Sharps last four were all fire to me and won him the battle

Vote - Sharp

ok so bar had 2 fire punches and one ok one. but 2 cringe bad punches

sharp jabbed this out and won on points in my book


Barc took more chances with his offense and it cost him

if this was combat sports its basically barc going for the big KO while Sharp out techniqued him an went for the win on points


sharp did have 2 heavy hits as well, but realistically barcs best 2 were better

but his bad shit so so unforgiveable

v sharp

Barc had some connections but all pretty simple
Lamb post was terrible
Staple was bad
Easy/aids was as played as played gets
His other stuff was ok but just was dwarfed by sharp’s attack which was pretty relentless

Take a joke was mean, Carrie, 15-year-old joke, all quite solid and impactful

V/sharp

Barcs verse was cool

Sharp is on another level right now. Dropping heat. He got this one handily.


Vote Sharp