WEEK 1: Aero vs Dave DAVE WINS

[Aero]

It's a dark autumn night in Wisconsin. Aero is in bed in his palatial estate when he hears a car pull into his driveway. Vrroooooom... Leaves rustling. Aero, heart beating through his chest slightly opens the blinds to see who could be in his driveway this late at night. The driver of the car turns off his headlights.

The driver pulls out what appears to be a phone. Maybe a gun. It's hard to tell. Aero takes a closer look and the object has a neon green background. Could this be? A netceer at his house?

A Nokia flip phone. It's Dave. Aero knew he meant business.

Dave dialed a number...


I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you
One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.."
I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse
I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house
Dave... your time here was hopeless from start
Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc
I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex
Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex
I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things
You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen
Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser
He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers