WEEK 1: Aero vs Dave DAVE WINS
 

Lol too easy.

10.

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Don't post, Dave

nothing wrong with going 0-1

I asked for the ext in discord

Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now
If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out
Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet
5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat
Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it
I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public
Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated
Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated
I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone
You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home
This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this
Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches

It's a dark autumn night in Wisconsin. Aero is in bed in his palatial estate when he hears a car pull into his driveway. Vrroooooom... Leaves rustling. Aero, heart beating through his chest slightly opens the blinds to see who could be in his driveway this late at night. The driver of the car turns off his headlights.

The driver pulls out what appears to be a phone. Maybe a gun. It's hard to tell. Aero takes a closer look and the object has a neon green background. Could this be? A netceer at his house?

A Nokia flip phone. It's Dave. Aero knew he meant business.

Dave dialed a number...


I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you
One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.."
I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse
I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house
Dave... your time here was hopeless from start
Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc
I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex
Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex
I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things
You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen
Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser
He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers

What the fuck lol

Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now
If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out
nice, delivered well....dig it
Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet
5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat
cnt say im familiar with the term 'clapped out' but cool concept
Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it
I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public
lolll cool
Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated
Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated
ncie i like the concept...good hit
I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone
You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home
nah
This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this
Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches
good scheme...dece concept to close

vs.

I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you
One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.."
AHAHAHAHAAHA wow... very witty tbh but there isnt a punch....youre wild for this one
I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse
I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house
lmaoo geeze...swag for days but no punch
Dave... your time here was hopeless from start
Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc
filler
I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex
Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex
lmao this is fire
I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things
You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen
haha i like this...good punch
Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser
He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers
raping kids as a punch lmao....nah this was much better conceptually the way you originally had it...seems like you were out of ideas and tried to simply make it work


Dave won the battle, but Aero won the war... this was mad entertaining imo props guys....Dave got it with stronger punches but aero had me rollin

For Dave’s opener, wanton, XV

Vs Aeros cut ties and Wendy’s manager

Dave had one more quotable but he didn’t set the scene though...
Hmmm. He didn’t set the scene.

Still I think I have to go with Dave here.

V/dave

evaD:

Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now
If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out

- I love this concept - not new, but this was done right.

Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet
5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat

- haha.. I'll take your word for it.

Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it
I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public

- lol. Very nice.

Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated
Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated

- solid.

I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone
You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home

- I really like your set up lines... Relevant, and with multi's. Good stuff.

This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this
Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches

- nice scheme here to end it.

Dave is dope.

Aero:

It's a dark autumn night in Wisconsin. Aero is in bed in his palatial estate when he hears a car pull into his driveway. Vrroooooom... Leaves rustling. Aero, heart beating through his chest slightly opens the blinds to see who could be in his driveway this late at night. The driver of the car turns off his headlights.

The driver pulls out what appears to be a phone. Maybe a gun. It's hard to tell. Aero takes a closer look and the object has a neon green background. Could this be? A netceer at his house?

A Nokia flip phone. It's Dave. Aero knew he meant business.

Dave dialed a number...

- lol loved this.

I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you
One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.."

- okay, so let's continue the story lol

I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse
I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house

- I mean, cool. But this is the statement-ish stuff that I got in trouble for.

Dave... your time here was hopeless from start
Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc

- lol... I deserved this.

I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex
Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex

- took me a moment with this one lol, but very nice.

I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things
You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen

- this read weird. Only because "things" and "teen" never really blend well on first look. It rhymes, I know... just comes off awk in text form.

Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser
He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers

- hahahhaa ... I actually really liked this closer.

Aero... you're better than I thought you were man.

This was a good battle... evaD brought the heat but Aero brought the creativity in how he presented his verse. I kind of want to tell Aero to come join a topical league because I think his storytelling abilities would shine in that environment. But in terms of straight battling, I got to go with evaD here.

Aero, I know you signed out, but I hope we meet up somewhere down the line - either here or in GWL season 2. Sign up!

Vote - evaD

Do I wanna see an aero comeback? Nope that’s enough now
If I’m taken aback after reading his verse it’s just so I can choke him the fuck out
cool

Seen ur pic in the discord and good lawwwwd.. nearly knocked me off my feet
5’6” and a face so clapped out it could’ve been a gospel beat
lol

Most wont admit to hearding plump chicks but this fucking herb just loves it
I haven’t seen such a display of wanton abandon since he dumped his girl in public
decentt

Tiny guy with big ideas, don’t know why this cunt is rated
Bet He makes as little impact in this XV as all the other ones he’s dated
lmao

I’ve lived with my girl for almost as long as this guy has been alone
You could say that we play house but he’d think we’re describing his dream home
not feeling this

This comeback to text will be one he regrets; he was hoping I would miss this
Bout to snuff out a vet, He can suffer or jet but his only votes will be from bitches
okk

vs.

I'm thinking what a killjoy, dont do it I'm begging you
One call & the bitch came out of me.. frantic "Dave knows I'm here pegging you.."
errr

I said tell him you cant talk you're on 1%, she said that's a lie to my spouse
I put my little guy in her mouth, then said you ARE on 1% look at the size of my house
lol

Dave... your time here was hopeless from start
Only thing more tragic in 2020 is COVID and the verse Uni just posted for Barc
ok

I can leave a bitch easily, I'm never lacking for sex
Last time you cut ties with a bitch you helped her get back at her ex
lol

I work with kids, try to show em in life there's better things
You work with kids, the manager at Wendy's is seventeen
loll

Weirdo went to get gas, it read "lift handle & select grade" what a loser
He took the grip of his pistol went to a school and raped a bunch of middle schoolers
nah

aero had some hits here and there despite the disturbing imagery displayed in the verse.. but dave came (no pun intended) all the way in here with some good punches.. XV and gospel beat were hilarious.. good shit dave

v/dave

Aero one of my favs


He could have won here with one more bar. Hilarious though. 1% had me dying. Cut ties dope too.

Dave my guy. Solid work per usual. Opener and Wanton were dope. Rest was solid and more direct than aero.

Good shit guys

Vote - dave

Yeah this battle was fucking hilarious. Dave had the usual dope stuff. Wanton was sick.

But Aero...

Lollllllllllllll

Idc I’m voting Aero just for humor and creativity.

V - Aero