Attention Netcitizens

[Universe]

Yo I'm Corleone's attorney, he just hired me with his proceeds from his AOL keystyle cyphers. I represent my client ... to the fullest.

Judge: Okay...

We are prepared for opening breath mints

Judge: Breath...? You mean opening statements?

Yes. I feel for my client about the lack of respect dogg... I mean judge. I can vouch that he also turned down 1 mill in 1999 to ghostwrite for Biggie and Pac but they was dead and my client has his morals. Plus, when Universal came knocking at his do' he told em you either sling crack rock or got a wicked jumpshot, then Biggie went back in time and bit that as well.

Prosecution: Objection...

On what grounds?

Prosecution: Um... time travel?

Judge: Sustained.

Whatever. I mean lmmmaaoooooo at these herbs for doubting him.

Judge: Why are you laughing?

I swear if they knew MC McFizzle back in the day he'd clear my clients rep. Ask Boogie and Lil Sneezy they know he was about to blow, plus, I mean he came to the netcees site in 1981 and champed every league y'alls had. Dont act like he cant put contract out on y'alls ass like money in the bank...

Prosecution: Objection. Your honor...

Judge: I'm going to put a stop to this...

Which, by the way, vinny mac from wwe offered him 2 mil for that concept. Y'alls just clowns lmmaaoooooo. Now vote for tha realest netcee Corleone in the Sharp battle or yall can eat a dick. He's turned down about 10 mil and now lives in his moms attic hoarding AOL keystyle cyphers between himself and Brilliance and Starburst from Fabolous.com which are available to purchase on his site, cuz he's a real artist. Yall can get fuckkedddd. Me and his pet spider on the window sill knows Whatsupp. peace and love my brother. Fuck these haters. I rest my case.

Judge: You... rest your case?

I mean, no... We plead the fifth, your honor.

Prosecution: Objection!

Judge: Oh for fuck sakes.