Week 5: Champ Match: Clutbuck vs Universe [UNIVERSE WINS VIA DQ]

[Bodey]

Jee. Zuz. CHRIST

I hate you guys. this shit was fire.

Uni- i think this is the best i've seen from you tbh. that twist at the end man, i absolutely loved it. the garden gnome line made me smile. your whole piece had exactly the shit i love: morbidity, dark humor, twists and turns, and clever lines throughout, including the subtle type lines "tripping over loose ends untied" and the GPS complaining. you just have this way of breathing life into pieces like this, and i'm glad i had the patience to read it all, like god damn. i've been avoiding this thread for days. anyways, you're a sick fuck Uni. and i like that

Clut- this was also a well thought-out adventure, absolutely dope. also had casual witty lines scattered throughout. "clut-bucking as ever" lol. silly goose, wild goose chase, eggs all in one basket, etc. "all you’re left with is yolk on your face, so treasure this moment." that was definitely my favorite line of the whole thing. dude, you literally had me feeling sad for these geese, like shit.

i hate battles like this because at the end of the day-- and i said the same about another one last week-- that it basically comes down to the reader's preference. because you both did an outstanding job with your topics. i'm going with Uni on this one because i found his story more creative, and honestly one of the most imaginative of this week. but that by no means overshadows clut's quality of writing, like both were really dope.

thx

v/Uni