Jason Vorhees (short rant inside)

[Chill Phil]

Originally Posted by dull boy

Phil. lol I did the smokers lung laugh and cough. ‘Besides slamming people into trees.’

I’ve shaken it off now and need to tell you... Jason is dead. It’s unlikely he requires food. I mean, a majority of his life he’s somehow confined to being undead at the bottom of Crystal Lake.

The guy can crush a skull with his bare hands it seems. I don’t ever see him working out, but I assume he does. He looks like a lumberjack but 99% of his time he’s sedentary. He’s be so malnourished and scrawny. But nah. He’s built like a retard obsessed with shake weights. Fish probably live in his stomach.

Dead