So there's this chick....

[Aero]

Only me & Orc are qualified to respond.

She’s not out of your league, she works at a pizza shop & you got promoted to toppings don’t forget that. She took you home so she’s nice. Just ask her what she likes to do on weekends. Wait hold on. You don’t have a car either?

I need to recalibrate ok so, 30+ years old, works at pizza pit, relies on public transportation and British teeth.

You need to make your life seem exciting subtly. So do something over the weekend that’s interesting, ask her how her weekend was, you tell her about yours. She’ll be intrigued. Then mention one of your home girls, this will disarm her and make it feel like you can kick it without expecting anything. Tell her to come out some time, get her tipsy and all the while your friends should be treating you like an alpha male. If they don’t usually tell them to when she’s around. During the night leave your friends and take her to a different spot to drink a little bit but don’t overdo the drinking. At this point you’re her leader. Touch the small of her back, her thigh, then she needs to be giving hints at sex. If she isn’t don’t rush it there’s always another night. Let that steak sit it’ll taste better later.


All there is to it. Become her leader, her go to for fun and laughs. Don’t over do it.