So there's this chick....

[Chill Phil]

She's probably gonna fuck your roommate. Chances are you're probably gonna be friend zoned because of the circumstances. They revolve around art. I would say do a collab with her, but nah..I recommend you invite her out for a responsible drink or two after she comes over to make music.

If she declines the invitation, and gives you an excuse on why she can't go out...then you probably don't have a chance. If she agrees, then she's giving you an opportunity. This is where it's important to drink responsibily. Two drinks maximum. That way you can give her a ride home and you can flatter her. Tell her she's talented, and how you had a lot of fun working on art and winding down with a couple of drinks. You haven't had a day like that in a long time. Invite her to do it again sometime in the near future. If she agrees, you're in. If she declines, she gave you a chance but just isn't feeling you.


Hopefully you're funny. Doesn't matter how fucking ugly you are, if you can make a girl laugh, she'll pull her vagina out and put it in your hand.


Good luck.