happy bday uh oh enjoy it im sure ur a few more years of bare fisting pizza rolls and raw dogging escorts from hitting early retirement so god bless!

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agreed witty and it haunts me.

its part of why i enjoy ancient history so much. i know of the exploits of men who lived so long ago it doesn't make sense.

like caesar, when he was 33 staring at the visage of alexander the great, i ponder wtf have i done with my life to this point. alexander conquered the world. i havent even been captured by pirates, ransomed myself, then put together a gang to go and hang the pirates. even caesar has done more than me to this point.

but alas, i have 5 more years.

and i've conquered the world in video games

i bet they couldn't do that.