happy bday uh oh enjoy it im sure ur a few more years of bare fisting pizza rolls and raw dogging escorts from hitting early retirement so god bless!
 

happy b day u savage mongrel

As far as birthdays go,

0.5/10

Many hot pockets and toilet rolls will be had today.

Have a good one dun

LMFAO rep

thanks dawgs

just seeing this

nothing on the agenda tonight, ill probably party tomorrow but i dunno im 28 NOW and deep into the eh its just another day vibe

but word ill still probably get talked into getting wasted with the homies

hbd man. may it be filled with microwaved taquitos and cheap whiskey.

It's just another day.

You will make believe like it means something, but really it doesn't.

A bunch of years from now, this day will mean nothing, all it will be is another shallow reminder that we all disappear in to the void.

When you die, your family will remember you, but eventually they will die too..and you will all be forgotten.

agreed witty and it haunts me.

its part of why i enjoy ancient history so much. i know of the exploits of men who lived so long ago it doesn't make sense.

like caesar, when he was 33 staring at the visage of alexander the great, i ponder wtf have i done with my life to this point. alexander conquered the world. i havent even been captured by pirates, ransomed myself, then put together a gang to go and hang the pirates. even caesar has done more than me to this point.

but alas, i have 5 more years.

and i've conquered the world in video games

i bet they couldn't do that.

Happy birthday bro. You remember Caesar but none of the average citizens under him. We're those citizens bro

Happy bday muh facka.

Lmao. HBD TO DA GAWDDDD