You aren't a regular in a bar until

Witty · 02-09-2016, 03:16 PM

You can get drunk without paying for a single drink.

These are my people.

Chill Phil · 02-09-2016, 03:39 PM

I see they're helping you save up for the baby on the way, mate!!!

cheers!

Inno · 02-09-2016, 03:48 PM

Witty is the dude who's getting kicked out when u walk in to the bar.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 03:52 PM

Lol maybe other bars but not here, I've slept here til morning a few times.

Inno · 02-09-2016, 03:58 PM

Dam son you going full Chris Farley tho.

How many pints witty?

Since you've started drinking

Ghost1 · 02-09-2016, 03:59 PM

Lol he started yesterday coot

Them irish boys shew

Witty · 02-09-2016, 03:59 PM

9 and a whiskey

Witty · 02-09-2016, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags

Lol he started yesterday coot

Them irish boys shew

I slept for a few hours lol had to do some things today before I started again. Bout to get a bottle of wine and go home after the football and a few more pints.

Ghost1 · 02-09-2016, 04:05 PM

God speed laddy

Inno · 02-09-2016, 04:13 PM

Jesus witty wtf did ur liver ever do to you?!

Witty · 02-09-2016, 04:13 PM

If only Liverpool played like they did two years ago this would be a perfect day.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator

Jesus witty wtf did ur liver ever do to you?!

When I was 17 he had sex with my gf.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 04:20 PM

Who is Chris Farley? @Innovator?

Ghost1 · 02-09-2016, 04:21 PM

I was gonna lol at the cheating bit

Now I'm disgusted u don't know da god farley

Witty · 02-09-2016, 04:28 PM

Googled it, SNL? I've heard of it but we don't get it here.

FUCK U BAGS I DUNNO ALL AMERICAN THINGS...WHO IS TOMMY TIERNAN, FAGGOT???

EXACTLY.

Nah rly tho tommy tiernan da gawd

Witty · 02-09-2016, 04:46 PM

How many shrinks does it také to change a light bulb?

None, the light bulb has to want to change.

That is the calibre of jokes currently circulating the bar.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 05:01 PM

An Texan meets an Irishman, he says "I hear you folk can drink?" The Irishman says "Aye" The Texan says "I bet you 500 dollars you can't drink ten pints of Guinness in a row, the Irishman leaves for 30 mins, comes back and agrees to the bet, he gets the pints, ten in a row, and one by one he downs them..the texan looks at him amazed and says "My god, I've never seen anything like that before, here's your money, but tell me...why did you leave for 30 mins...to which the Irishman says "I went down the road to another bar to see if I could do it first"

Certain · 02-09-2016, 05:02 PM

Pro tip: Slide the bartender a $20 for your first drink, and make it something decent (let's say something that costs $8 to $11). Let them keep the change. I guarantee they give you at least three free drinks and make everything stronger for the whole night unless you're a fucking weirdo.

Witty · 02-09-2016, 05:08 PM

Nah I just came in and didn't order a drink, Richie said 'you not drinking?' I said no cuz I was saving money and he said 'you're drinking'

So I drank. He knows I'll get him a few rounds next time.

Objective · 02-09-2016, 05:38 PM

Everyone needs a Richie in their lives.

02-09-2016, 03:16 PM	#1
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	You aren't a regular in a bar until You can get drunk without paying for a single drink. These are my people. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 03:39 PM	#2
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,585 Rep Power: 48431850	I see they're helping you save up for the baby on the way, mate!!! cheers! __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

02-09-2016, 03:52 PM	#4
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Lol maybe other bars but not here, I've slept here til morning a few times. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 03:59 PM	#7
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	9 and a whiskey __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 04:13 PM	#11
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	If only Liverpool played like they did two years ago this would be a perfect day. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 03:48 PM	#3
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Witty is the dude who's getting kicked out when u walk in to the bar.

02-09-2016, 03:58 PM	#5
Inno Ad mini tator Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 10,025 Battle Record: 26-54 Champed - Lime Green Poetry Association - Black August - 1-2 Punch League Rep Power: 85899403	Dam son you going full Chris Farley tho. How many pints witty? Since you've started drinking

02-09-2016, 04:20 PM	#13
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Who is Chris Farley? @Innovator? __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 04:28 PM	#15
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Googled it, SNL? I've heard of it but we don't get it here. FUCK U BAGS I DUNNO ALL AMERICAN THINGS...WHO IS TOMMY TIERNAN, FAGGOT??? EXACTLY. Nah rly tho tommy tiernan da gawd __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 04:46 PM	#16
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	How many shrinks does it také to change a light bulb? None, the light bulb has to want to change. That is the calibre of jokes currently circulating the bar. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 05:01 PM	#17
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	An Texan meets an Irishman, he says "I hear you folk can drink?" The Irishman says "Aye" The Texan says "I bet you 500 dollars you can't drink ten pints of Guinness in a row, the Irishman leaves for 30 mins, comes back and agrees to the bet, he gets the pints, ten in a row, and one by one he downs them..the texan looks at him amazed and says "My god, I've never seen anything like that before, here's your money, but tell me...why did you leave for 30 mins...to which the Irishman says "I went down the road to another bar to see if I could do it first" __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 05:02 PM	#18
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Pro tip: Slide the bartender a $20 for your first drink, and make it something decent (let's say something that costs $8 to $11). Let them keep the change. I guarantee they give you at least three free drinks and make everything stronger for the whole night unless you're a fucking weirdo. __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-09-2016, 05:08 PM	#19
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Nah I just came in and didn't order a drink, Richie said 'you not drinking?' I said no cuz I was saving money and he said 'you're drinking' So I drank. He knows I'll get him a few rounds next time. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-09-2016, 05:38 PM	#20
Objective ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 3,868 Battle Record: 17-32 Rep Power: 52474192	Everyone needs a Richie in their lives. __________________ I'm not a slave for entertainment, I'm entertainments personal slave, So deep into writing I'm concerned bout the text on my grave. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV8ozGcGJ6o

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