You aren't a regular in a bar until
 

You can get drunk without paying for a single drink.

These are my people.

I see they're helping you save up for the baby on the way, mate!!!

cheers!

Witty is the dude who's getting kicked out when u walk in to the bar.

Lol maybe other bars but not here, I've slept here til morning a few times.

Dam son you going full Chris Farley tho.

How many pints witty?

Since you've started drinking

Lol he started yesterday coot

Them irish boys shew

9 and a whiskey

I slept for a few hours lol had to do some things today before I started again. Bout to get a bottle of wine and go home after the football and a few more pints.

God speed laddy

Jesus witty wtf did ur liver ever do to you?!

If only Liverpool played like they did two years ago this would be a perfect day.

When I was 17 he had sex with my gf.

Who is Chris Farley? @Innovator?

I was gonna lol at the cheating bit

Now I'm disgusted u don't know da god farley

Googled it, SNL? I've heard of it but we don't get it here.

FUCK U BAGS I DUNNO ALL AMERICAN THINGS...WHO IS TOMMY TIERNAN, FAGGOT???

EXACTLY.

Nah rly tho tommy tiernan da gawd

How many shrinks does it také to change a light bulb?

None, the light bulb has to want to change.

That is the calibre of jokes currently circulating the bar.

An Texan meets an Irishman, he says "I hear you folk can drink?" The Irishman says "Aye" The Texan says "I bet you 500 dollars you can't drink ten pints of Guinness in a row, the Irishman leaves for 30 mins, comes back and agrees to the bet, he gets the pints, ten in a row, and one by one he downs them..the texan looks at him amazed and says "My god, I've never seen anything like that before, here's your money, but tell me...why did you leave for 30 mins...to which the Irishman says "I went down the road to another bar to see if I could do it first"

Pro tip: Slide the bartender a $20 for your first drink, and make it something decent (let's say something that costs $8 to $11). Let them keep the change. I guarantee they give you at least three free drinks and make everything stronger for the whole night unless you're a fucking weirdo.

Nah I just came in and didn't order a drink, Richie said 'you not drinking?' I said no cuz I was saving money and he said 'you're drinking'

So I drank. He knows I'll get him a few rounds next time.

Everyone needs a Richie in their lives.