5 Single Male Survival Tips

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 02:33 PM

1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles)

2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes

3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term).

4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill.

5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy.

Strikta · 12-20-2015, 02:39 PM

A+ thread Phil. That's real shit.

El Muffin · 12-20-2015, 02:57 PM

U forgot the ramen burritos

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff

U forgot the ramen burritos

Ramen, peanut butter, chicken breast, and sriracha can make a broke man's pad Thai

Adonis · 12-20-2015, 03:46 PM

But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually

Nameflip · 12-20-2015, 04:09 PM

Good job

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adonis

But, be more like me when you finally decide to settle down, find a white girl who's parents are loaded and will die eventually

if there was a like button, i'd click it.

get this rep though

Fart · 12-20-2015, 05:47 PM

3 - beer actually dehydrates.

B-

Ghost1 · 12-20-2015, 05:55 PM

Maybe wen I was 19?

Grow up loser.

veritas · 12-20-2015, 06:40 PM

I have to agree with bags.

This is not fallout yet. If you are living like this past the age of 25 you are a loser.

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fart

3 - beer actually dehydrates.

B-

I def made a parenthetical statement which read "short term," though

B+?

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Veritas the invincible

I have to agree with bags.

This is not fallout yet. If you are living like this past the age of 25 you are a loser.

What other age group is just starting to branch out besides those under the age of 30 though?

veritas · 12-20-2015, 08:27 PM

How old are you?

Knux · 12-20-2015, 08:33 PM

This thread should be 5 Broke Single Male Survival Tips

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 08:34 PM

(sigh)

in dog years i'm 210 years old

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knux

This thread should be 5 Broke Single Male Survival Tips

if that's how you wanna see it, it could work. but you can't save money by spending all of it.

veritas · 12-20-2015, 08:38 PM

So are you 30 and living like this?

veritas · 12-20-2015, 08:46 PM

Don't answer. I know. Point is: you are so much better than that. You have real talent.....but you are a depressive alcoholic. You are like pancake brah...but with talent.

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 08:47 PM

nope.

i'm dog sitting at my boss' house, and the dude has like NOTHING here, no tv, no microwave, can't find his thermostat. i reverted back to making spaghetti, so i can heat the pot back up on the stove

then BAM!

i thought "maybe there are some folks that are brand new to independence, let me share what i've learned"

made a thread

and here we are

Chill Phil · 12-20-2015, 08:48 PM

i am an alcoholic though. no doubt.

don't compare me to pancake. he's a mega-faggot

12-20-2015, 02:33 PM	#1
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	5 Single Male Survival Tips 1. Make spaghetti, it can feed you for up to a week (1 week per box of noodles) 2. Use only one plate, bowl, fork, spoon, or knife for all your meals. You'll avoid having a sink full of dirty dishes 3. Fuck water. Get Lite Beer. It will not only stave hunger during a stint of a near starvation, you'll also get an adequate amount of hydration from it (short term). 4. Pick 2 pairs of pants, 5 sets of boxers, and 3 shirts you like. Rotate those through out the week. Wash them ONLY when they start to smell. It'll only be one load, and you won't be paying a huge water bill. 5. Never turn down an offer of money, food, drinks, sex, or favors. Fuck pride, you're a single male trying to survive. Proud people starve to death and get NO pussy. __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

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12-20-2015, 08:34 PM	#15
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	(sigh) in dog years i'm 210 years old __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

12-20-2015, 08:47 PM	#19
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	nope. i'm dog sitting at my boss' house, and the dude has like NOTHING here, no tv, no microwave, can't find his thermostat. i reverted back to making spaghetti, so i can heat the pot back up on the stove then BAM! i thought "maybe there are some folks that are brand new to independence, let me share what i've learned" made a thread and here we are __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

12-20-2015, 08:48 PM	#20
Chill Phil World's Heaviest Ghost Join Date: May 2015 Location: At home Posts: 2,582 Rep Power: 48431847	i am an alcoholic though. no doubt. don't compare me to pancake. he's a mega-faggot __________________ Drunk in the club, let a nigga say somethin'... I'll have him fall victim like the nigga base jumpin',

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