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Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,334
Battle Record: 0-1
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Bullet proof coffee
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,978
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
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Tries to find another girl to piss on. Fails. Tries to piss on himself. Swallows it. Drowns.
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
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Join Date: Jan 2014
Posts: 26,334
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Takes shrapnel from the d bomb I just texted to his girl. HA GET IT
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Lime Life
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 16,978
Battle Record: 30-41
Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded
Champed - Lyric Olympics
- Summer Classic
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Never explodes. Dies years later of loneliness.
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He listens to voices inside of his mind
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DOHpe since 02'
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Surrounded by white ppl
Posts: 14,690
Battle Record: 43-24
Champed - Netcees Battle League
- 1-2 Punch Onslaught
- 1-2 Punch League
- Hot or Thot Roast
- Hot or Thot 2018
- Fight Night 11
- NPL Roast
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End stage syphillis
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It’s like weed in Highschool- w/ the cans I’ll smoke you
Bitch I floss . I Got the chain out to see like Constantinople |
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Crack Morris
Join Date: Sep 2015
Posts: 330
Battle Record: 6-1
Champed - 1-2 Punch League
- Battle Arena League
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Gets arm stuck in the couch while trying to retrieve the remote, tries to saw the appendage off w/ the pocket knife he used to make his Bagatron helmet but fails to apply the tourniquet correctly & bleeds to death while Lost In Translation plays on repeat
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