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06-03-2015, 01:49 PM
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Detained
Join Date: Jun 2015
Location: Straight Crusader
Posts: 34
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Hello, I am Fatherly Wisdom. I am being heavily discriminated against for being heterosexual. |
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06-03-2015, 02:35 PM
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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,739
Rep Power: 85899385   |
As Roy Batty, you seek self-employment and opportunities outside of the Offworld Colonies. You want more out of life, you want more "life" in general.
You desire to eat like a pregnant stripper, shoot fireworks on non-holiday events and you wish to fuck & kill like a vampire with no remorse. You'd rather play videogames than work and plot to leave an upper decker in the Administration building at work coz fuck them niggas that's why. You like to offer advice but also enjoy seeing people following bad advice and laugh at their misfortunes especially if they loose a limb or burn a bridge with somebody close as a result. You want the Backstreet Boys to get back together again just so that they can split up again. You still refuse to give up on your sexual fantasy of fucking Lisa Loeb dressed up as Velma in the Mystery Machine, while you are high, dressed up as Shaggy even though she's well into her 40's now but still pretty hot tbh. You like to help people....to someday become subservient to the alien lizard overlords who secretly employ you and provide you with flesh suits to blind in and gain human trust. You hate Hot Topic but secretly admit to yourself that they do have some pretty cool shit there. PSSSSHHHHH WAY OFF BROS. |
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06-03-2015, 02:36 PM
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that nigga
Join Date: Dec 2013
Location: trailer house
Posts: 2,739
Rep Power: 85899385 |
That aint even me
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