name analyzer...creepily accurate
 

http://kabalarian.com/

Here's my analysis. It's fucking crazy:
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As Phillipe you seek change, travel, new opportunities, and new challenges.

Your active, restless nature demands action and you dislike system and monotony.

As you are versatile and capable, you could do any job well, although you would not like to do menial tasks.

Having considerable vision, you could be adept at formulating new, more effective ways of doing things.

You could organize the work of others, though in your impatience to see the job done efficiently, you would likely step right in and do it yourself.

You could work well in sales and promotion, and would not be afraid to risk a gamble as the name gives you much self-confidence.

You do not find contentment in the routine tasks and responsibilities that are associated with home and family or with administrative detail in the business world, so you have to guard against frustration and even moods of depression over your personal responsibilities.

The restlessness this name creates could find an outlet in caustic, irritable expression.

Also, the intensity of your nature could result in tension in the solar plexus causing stomach trouble and, because you take your responsibilities seriously you could experience much worry.

Although the name Phillipe creates an active mind and a restless urge to explore new ideas, we emphasize that it causes a superior, interfering expression whose favorite expression is "I know."

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the solar plexus, worry, and mental tension.

Sorry, but the name of: Jehison ( M) is not yet part of our database.


Why u gotta play with my emotions phil?

Because the restlessness my name creates found an outlet in caustic, irritable expression

gone @jettison

Named after botched abortion

damn son, that shit is so you in a lot of shit lmmfaoooo

"The name Darin, represents the overwhelming urge to be Creative and Original "

Hmm you don't fucking say

That part was in bold

Like they really wanted me to see that.

Damn

pretty wrong about mine

its like horoscopes tho

if you read any horoscope for any sign you can associate it with yourself

I wonder what goes into the research to make thsee determinations

Lmfao. like how would they even get Data

Where do u see 2 t's at?

I'm fkn w/ u Jettison lol

Lol yo is it a black thing? Cuz i swear to god my

Homegirl who is happens to be black calls me jetison lol

Fuck u muff

Your name of Nigga gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour.

Your ideas can be very original and inventive.

You enjoy being with people in a social environment.

Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others.

Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself.

This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.

You seem positive and decisive and can be outspoken in the expression of your opinions, but you lack the self-confidence needed to follow through with your ideas and plans.

Procrastination is your downfall.

You frequently choose the path of least resistance to avoid your responsibilities.

It is not easy for you to overcome obstacles or face issues.

This name does you an injustice in that it restricts your success in business and personal pursuits through a lack of ambition.

There is a weakness in the fluid functions and in the region of the head resulting in sinus problems, headaches, eye, ear, or throat conditions and related ailments.

Hair loss could also be a problem.
Although the name Nigga creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.

This name, when combined with certain last names, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head.

Your name of Nigga gives you the ability to be creative along practical lines of endeavour.

Your ideas can be very original and inventive.

You enjoy being with people in a social environment.

Your personal appearance is important to you, for you desire to make a good impression on others.

Your pleasant manner attracts people to you with their problems and you are capable of offering practical advice, though you would probably not follow such advice yourself.

This name causes you to be somewhat too concerned with the personalities, problems, and activities of other people.

You seem positive and decisive and can be outspoken in the expression of your opinions, but you lack the self-confidence needed to follow through with your ideas and plans.

Procrastination is your downfall.

You frequently choose the path of least resistance to avoid your responsibilities.

It is not easy for you to overcome obstacles or face issues.

This name does you an injustice in that it restricts your success in business and personal pursuits through a lack of ambition.

There is a weakness in the fluid functions and in the region of the head resulting in sinus problems, headaches, eye, ear, or throat conditions and related ailments.

Hair loss could also be a problem.
Although the name Nigga creates the urge to be creative and original, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.

This name, when combined with certain last names, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and tension or accidents to the head.

Ok. Lmao that's just not right.

Fuck that site

Flush it down the toilet fellas, the site done said Nigga procrastinates!

Abortions are proof there are second chances for happiness in this world. I for one consider abortions an old pal, how about you? Would you care to discuss this?

As Roy Batty, you seek self-employment and opportunities outside of the Offworld Colonies. You want more out of life, you want more "life" in general.

You desire to eat like a pregnant stripper, shoot fireworks on non-holiday events and you wish to fuck & kill like a vampire with no remorse.

You'd rather play videogames than work and plot to leave an upper decker in the Administration building at work coz fuck them niggas that's why.

You like to offer advice but also enjoy seeing people following bad advice and laugh at their misfortunes especially if they loose a limb or burn a bridge with somebody close as a result. You want the Backstreet Boys to get back together again just so that they can split up again. You still refuse to give up on your sexual fantasy of fucking Lisa Loeb dressed up as Velma in the Mystery Machine, while you are high, dressed up as Shaggy even though she's well into her 40's now but still pretty hot tbh.

You like to help people....to someday become subservient to the alien lizard overlords who secretly employ you and provide you with flesh suits to blind in and gain human trust.

You hate Hot Topic but secretly admit to yourself that they do have some pretty cool shit there.


PSSSSHHHHH WAY OFF BROS.

That aint even me

Yeah as soon as I entered Zelph and it came up with a whole synopsis I closed the page.

There are people named Zelph, guy