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Razor-thin derision
Join Date: Jan 2013
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Racoon dick bone flute cracked me up @Batty
Looking like a Branch Davidian soup cook. Looking like a crouch snorkeler from the Netherlands. Looking like a Kubrick screenplay got crossbreeded with grasshopper nostril hairs and Dutch fabric softener. Looking like an accountant from the Die Hard franchise. Looking like a pseudointellectual hare rabbit-punched its way into the human genome. Looking like you patented flak jackets, porpoise sunscreen, and the movie Inner Space. Looking like a narrator for the seven-part National Geographic series "The Crestfallen Panthers of Istanbul Park" Looking like a Finnish grenadier had the body of a cuticle scissors salesman. Looking like he answers every question by saying "Posh. Too posh, Mr. Trum." |
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