Destroyer vs. Mercules - DES WINS

[Junto]

ya wifes depressed that her sex life is cold and despair
she only sees 50 Shades Of Grey moves when youre stroking your hair
ehh... not bad, doesn't hit that hard though
You used a Mer'cedes wordplay, thought u were clever, pathetic dinosaur
should have mentioned Ford cause you old as fuck and cant to get fly no more
I like the attempt with 'ford but wasn't done well enough
Thats right you crashed like Indiana, go and slide the dick
VS Merc this gonna be a ShortRound like his azn boy sidekick
don't get the reference at all, sorry
plus ya wife is fat as fuck.. she need to slow her eating, tell the chick
I woulda swore that you were Indian.. the way you worship that elephant!
this was pretty solid
ya damn near 50 and everybody got better wording then your tired ass
most text heads "retire" at 20... you still gunning for Accomplishments
nah

vs.

if u have delusions of u champing this, u better just forget it buddy
cuz when cats refer to the "Mer king," it will be to describe how destro left u bloody
concept doesn't take a rocket scientist, but execution was solid... "Mer king" made me laugh
fat wife means a sad life, plus if she falls asleep on top, ur dead right?
& when I say I'm gonna whale on u, I'm not talking about ur sex life
nice... one of the better lines so far in this godforsaken tournament
if we made a poll for biggest faggot on the site & who's too wack
all these cats'd be screaming "It's Mer, Duh!" like a fuckin ja rule track
this was quality too
des has a 9 cocked to spark ur end, u better hide out w/all ur friends
but I'm still putting these clips to ur eyes only like a microsoft hololens
ehhhh
& I'll tell ur dad sorry as I watch him give ur tombstone heavy kicks
he's mad his son in a square garden cuz destro left him w/so many nicks
nah.

I got Des here, whale on & mer duh were both quotable

V/ Des' wife