Destroyer vs. Mercules - DES WINS
 

King of the Spring

Round 1

General house rules.
No pics unless decided upon. IF you decide it has to be within 24 hours of the battle going up and pics have to be up within 48 hours.
10 to 16 lines, no more or less.


@Destroyer @Mercules

innit

wanna do pics?

nah lets go straight up

motherfucker we just did that

well now that you used all the played name flips on me maybe you will write some cool punches

mercedes C-class lines was fire and you know it

ha yeah it was cool. just seen like 50+ Mercedes lines over the years

blah

ya wifes depressed that her sex life is cold and despair
she only sees 50 Shades Of Grey moves when youre stroking your hair
You used a Mer'cedes wordplay, thought u were clever, pathetic dinosaur
should have mentioned Ford cause you old as fuck and cant to get fly no more
Thats right you crashed like Indiana, go and slide the dick
VS Merc this gonna be a ShortRound like his azn boy sidekick
plus ya wife is fat as fuck.. she need to slow her eating, tell the chick
I woulda swore that you were Indian.. the way you worship that elephant!
ya damn near 50 and everybody got better wording then your tired ass
most text heads "retire" at 20... you still gunning for Accomplishments

fuckin dork

something flippant here

if u have delusions of u champing this, u better just forget it buddy
cuz when cats refer to the "Mer king," it will be to describe how destro left u bloody
fat wife means a sad life, plus if she falls asleep on top, ur dead right?
& when I say I'm gonna whale on u, I'm not talking about ur sex life
if we made a poll for biggest faggot on the site & who's too wack
all these cats'd be screaming "It's Mer, Duh!" like a fuckin ja rule track
des has a 9 cocked to spark ur end, u better hide out w/all ur friends
but I'm still putting these clips to ur eyes only like a microsoft hololens
& I'll tell ur dad sorry as I watch him give ur tombstone heavy kicks
he's mad his son in a square garden cuz destro left him w/so many nicks

comment about how u were easily dispatched here

Madison garden crazy forced loooooooool

Whale on u was fire tho
I liked ja rule line too

Merc had

Shortround. Lmfao. Way gone. Wording was shitty tho....u coulda flipped this an made it fire.
Worship an elephant was dope.....tho he posted mad pics of his young skinny hot wife....soooo...yea. line is still cool i guess.

Des had better wording an the verse was overall more aggressive. I hated tbat 50 shades line from merc. Not even funny or hard hitting. Des wasnt amaz8ng but i liked his standouts better then mercs an his non quotes were cleaner as well imho.


V des.

Merc, opener no, next no, next no, next no, last bar didnt even rhyme. No hrshness bout this verse whatsoever aside from "fuckin dork". Elephant bar was your closest attempt

Des, opener ehh, whale on you was cool, ja rule ight, next nah, closer was ight.


V. Des easily

whale on u was nice. that kinda won destro the battle, cuz no other line in this came close. i mean ja rule was decent too and short round was dooope idea that wasn't executed well enough sadly. but overall whale on u took this. really didn't like mer king, madison square garden. rest of merc's verse felt pretty uninspired. i mean, isnt the cliché about indians that they worship cows? then again, they have this elephant goddess/god, so idk. but yea. merc seemed half assed, which cost him. seen a lot better from him. destro got this w/ the lotb and another good bar.
v/destro

ya wifes depressed that her sex life is cold and despair
she only sees 50 Shades Of Grey moves when youre stroking your hair
ehh... not bad, doesn't hit that hard though
You used a Mer'cedes wordplay, thought u were clever, pathetic dinosaur
should have mentioned Ford cause you old as fuck and cant to get fly no more
I like the attempt with 'ford but wasn't done well enough
Thats right you crashed like Indiana, go and slide the dick
VS Merc this gonna be a ShortRound like his azn boy sidekick
don't get the reference at all, sorry
plus ya wife is fat as fuck.. she need to slow her eating, tell the chick
I woulda swore that you were Indian.. the way you worship that elephant!
this was pretty solid
ya damn near 50 and everybody got better wording then your tired ass
most text heads "retire" at 20... you still gunning for Accomplishments
nah

vs.

if u have delusions of u champing this, u better just forget it buddy
cuz when cats refer to the "Mer king," it will be to describe how destro left u bloody
concept doesn't take a rocket scientist, but execution was solid... "Mer king" made me laugh
fat wife means a sad life, plus if she falls asleep on top, ur dead right?
& when I say I'm gonna whale on u, I'm not talking about ur sex life
nice... one of the better lines so far in this godforsaken tournament
if we made a poll for biggest faggot on the site & who's too wack
all these cats'd be screaming "It's Mer, Duh!" like a fuckin ja rule track
this was quality too
des has a 9 cocked to spark ur end, u better hide out w/all ur friends
but I'm still putting these clips to ur eyes only like a microsoft hololens
ehhhh
& I'll tell ur dad sorry as I watch him give ur tombstone heavy kicks
he's mad his son in a square garden cuz destro left him w/so many nicks
nah.

I got Des here, whale on & mer duh were both quotable

V/ Des' wife

Man this was not a good battle at all. I got Des though for at least a couple decent lines. Idk what that was about Merc, I've seen you come way better than this. Lookin like you keyed this up while you were cookin eggs. Des wasn't much better, but he did enough here.

lol. i did key this verse in the time it takes to fry an egg