Top 10 things Bleak does when he logs onto his cpu

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Originally Posted by Hush

1. checks craigs list for m4m postings

2. weeps openly

3. tries to fit it on hiphop based txt msg boards

4. photoshops pokemon faces onto mount rushmore

5. googles photographs of the human gastric system

6. edits wikipedia entries on 1990s sitcoms

7. waters the faggot tree

8. youtubes hummus recipes, has never tasted hummus

9. 45 mins of skype with lithuianian mime

10. hacks into govt websites in search of the truth behind chyeeans chin



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11. buys used condom wrappers in bulk with Bitcoins on the dl to leave around his apartment
12. adds to his 25+ page Word doc of witty comebacks for Bags repeated character assassinations
13. watches Freaks and Geeks reruns crying into a pint of Haagen Dajs, wondering why his social circle looks more like his uncaressed ballsack than a Venn Diagram
14. reenacts his life of GTA: SA with custom skins of boarders for his NC's machinima, to be released on his birthday
15. thinks up which name for his fleshlight would get the most upvotes on reddit



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