Matt Asiata, DeAndre Hopkins, or Fred Jackson?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

LET'S START A DIODE VS. PANCAKE LEAGUE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Fantasy Acumen is heralded from the posts of Netcees to the smack talk boards of Yahoo!, to the Halls of Canton.

Top Scorer, History of Fantasy Football
Keenest Draft Eye, History of Fantasy Football
Smoothest Trade Operator, History of Fantasy Football

@Knucklehead

I would personally like to work as your Personal Team Advisor.

Resume:

4x League Champion
97% Playoff Qualification Rate

Current Teams:

12 Teamer: #1, 4-1, #1 Points, #1 in Overall Weekly Record vs. All Teams, #1 in Lineup Optimization

10 Teamer: #1, 4-1, #1 Points, #1 in Overall Weekly Record vs. All Teams, #1 in Lineup Optimization

Education:

Netcees Boarding Academy
MHLB (Masters in High Level Boarding) 2012-2013 - Completed 3 Year Program in 1 Year; 5.6 PQA (Posts Quoted Average, Daily)

Diode School of Interneting
Associates in Google; 2013-Present. Learning to master internet from Diode.

Other;

Author of 'Netcees: Posting, and the Shot of Whiskey' in 2013, YDK Publishing, Inc.

Your credentials are flabbergasting

You're hired!