Week 1: Chat and Predictions

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Originally Posted by big baby

u r srsly corny lmao!!!

gonna QUOTE DIS DUDE AND SAY DIDNT READ I GOTTA LET HIM KNWO THIS

CUZ IM ALPHA CUZ IM THE FUNNIEST INTELTEINGIENST PERSON EVER

dude no1 thinks ur gr8 on imaginary land entences and real land planet earth

y u feel da need 2 follo bb? u got crush? want bb peen? it ok i dont lyk u and i wont cuz ur not kewl u just a geek

post accomplshiments of irl stuff u have

i w8 since u SO FUCKA ALPHA U DA FUCKA BEST


HI IM NYC BB UR FUCKING LAME DUDE FUCKING LOSER. FUCKING UR 25 AND LIVE IN MOS BASEMENTS AND EAT CHEERIOS AND UR LAST NAME IS JAGARADU IMA GONNA POST TAGS EVERYWEHRE THAT U CAN POSSIBLY LOOK CAUSE IM NYC. ALPHA. I CURL 45 LBS IM REALLY STRONG BICEPS HEY PANCAKE AND DIODE U GUYS GOT TIPS FOR WORKING OUT?!?! CAUSE I NEED EM CAUSE IM ALPHA IM AN ALPHA..UR IQ IS HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I CAN ASSESS YOUR IQ OVER THE INTERNET ON A POST FORUM....BUT IM NTO RICH OR ANYTHING OR USE THIS SKILL IN REAL LIFE ITS JUST AN AIMGAINARY SKILL I USE TO PRETEND THAT IM ALPHA OR ABOVE YOU..BUT ....THIS SKILL DOESNT MAKE ME LOOK LAME OR ANYTHING OR A NARCISSIST OR ANYTHING HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM LETS SEE UR IQ IS ABOUT 128 IN THE 60TH PERCENTILE U CAN B BETTER IF U HARNESSED UR INNER CHAKRA AND OPENED CELESTIAL GATES IN THE NINTH TRIMESTER. HMMMM AGAOGAOTHCLES THE GOOD SYRACUSE I LIKE DIS GUY HE PHILOSOPHER IT MAKES ME LOOK SMART!!!!!!!IM A FOFLLHPISHOLOER!~ IM SO SMASRT NYC LOOK AT MY LINES ON THIS TOPILCA

THE HERETIC HYRULE OF LEGENDS NAMED "CRISTIAN JGAJGARDID" SWEPT THE NATIONS ABOVE ALL
A NORDIC CLAIM *HMPH* (SLIGHTLY EROTIC LOCUST) WITH A HUMDRUM EXCESS OF CENTRAL AWE

HI IM NYC MY VERSE WAS FIER SEE U CANT EVEN KNOW WHAT IW ROTE CAUSE ITS SO GOOD IM THE FUCKA BEST IM SO GOOD ALPHA CRIST TLDR TLDR TLDR TLDR TLDR TLDR IM SOOG ODO IM THE BEST IM ALPHA IM SO GOOD BUT I DONT TRY REALLY CAUSE IMT HE BEST OH PANCAKE I DIDNT EVNE TRY AGAINST U I WAS JUST JOKING!!! EVEN THO WHEN I DO TRY AND WHEN I DONT TRY THE SKILL LEVEL AND THE WRITING IS EXACTLY THE SAME!!!!! AND NOBODY CAN TELL!!!!!! CAUS EIM SO GODOD IM ALPHA IM SO GOOD PANCAKE UR IQ IS LIKE 135 ON A GOOD DAY U UPER PERCENTILE HEY ANYBODY WANNA WRITE A NOVEL I GOT THIS NOVEL CONTEST IM IN IM GONNA WRITE A NOVEL *WRITES 1 PAGE* LMAO HEY IM THE BEST WANNA WRITE MROE NOVELS OMG *SIGNS INTO AOWL* TOPICAL WRITING ACTUALLY HURTS UR WRITING UBT IM GONNA KEEP TOPICAL BATTLING CAUSE IM ALPHA I NEVER TRY I KEYSTYLED THIS IM FUCKING GREAT


u r fast becoming da most pathetic dude here in fact u r already the most pathetic IM FROM NYC IM TOUGH. ur a fucka losah all u do is follow me around its almost adorable but u fucka suck at everything u have 2 know this ur not good and idc what u think u think i am

just know that

everybody in the bb coalition thinks you're ASS

thats right

EVERYBODY

even zombie who is the nicest dude ever says UR ASS

zombie hsant even read anything uw rote but HE SYS UR ASS

UR ASS DUDE

u suck lmao losah idiyote

u mad? ur copying how somebody thought/typed a decade ago as a 13 y/o...means u r cristian or a 13 y/o version of cristian follower, meaning you are a follower meaning u suck at life

tldr bt dubs faggot