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amidst the most pleaurable and yet awkward and yet pleasurable sexual experience of your life, you grab the serrated blade turn it around her throat and slit it. the rush of blood gurgles up her throat and it forces the oxygen up before it, causing her throat to open releasing your skinny member. which is now covered in blood. the knife reflects her slumping body now laying on the limo floor, which by the way has now stopped. The old man begins touching himself in his private area slowly and all of a sudden teh door opens and the blood drips out. The mans speaks: "you now have a second test." if you exit this limo right now you will be returned to the bar where your friends will wonder what happended to you. if you stay, you will go on to the second test. do you:
A: go on to the second test B: exit the limo and go back to your friends
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HE / HIM / FRAC
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The old man smiles as you tell him you are ready. the limo travels for some time and then stops. The old man throws you a roll of quarters and a sock. "put the quarters into the sock" he says. you do. the old man grins showing rotting teeth, and speaks again: "I want you to get out and beat the first person you see. It must be the first person you see". you agree. you get out and see a park playground. you begin walking up and see a sweet 4 year old blonde haired girl laughing bouncing around the play place, you then see what appears to be a man (perhaps her father) watching her while reading the paper on a nearby bench. Do you:
A: choose the girl B: choose the man
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![]() You walk up to the girl and she looks up at you, as you are blocking up the sun and casting a long shadow over her innocent face. She pipes up: "you wanna play?" You immediately smash her in the skull with the sling. You hear it savagely crack, quarters against bone, exposing flying chunks of grey matter, she is dead instantly. you know it...... the dad has speared you and is now on top of you savagely beating you. you are beginning to black out. Your eyes are filling with blood and time is beginning to slow down. His body is blocking out the sun casting a shadow onto you. All of a sudden he falls back. The old man is standing behind him holding a bloody knife. The old man looks down at you and smiles. "I knew you were the one, now then..." the old man begins to cut onto the dead father, eventually removing his heart. He hands it to you. "eat up" he says. do you: A: fuck that, no way B: take a big bite
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I know I'm late for this and there's a lot of people in it already, but if I can join in slap me some shit V. Shit's dope.
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do you A: tell her "go back to bed sweetie, its just a bad dream". B: check the closet first to assure her there is no monster
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The old man speaks up: "You are ready to meet the boss. I need you to drive I will give you directions, you might as well get used to it anyways". You drive following the old man's directions and eventually end up in a large circular driveway in front of a giant mansion on a hill. You put the limo in park and get out. The old man is now standing in front of a giant fountain which prominently features 4 horses. He holds his hands out, in one hand is a key, the other, an ink pen. "Choose".
A: the ink pen B: the key
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