Coats [VS] Alpha Omega [Alpha Omega WINS]

[Certain]

Originally Posted by Paradigm

Give me complete control over it and I shall resurrect the Battle Arena.

I shall become the Certain of the Text side of this site because right now whoever runs things sucks.

That is all.

You'll never be me. I'm a legend, a champ. You're worthless, dude.
namix practically begged me to mod. He had never even heard of you.
Bey, you used to be respected, revered, even significant,
but you had such an abrupt fade to black it makes Aero look legitimate.
Still Bey’s clearly carrying the team, your odds at a glance are a joke.
Look at the ratio: For every three eyes, you have ONE chance at a vote.
Yeah, we'll be Robin the higher seed, setting off a masterful win streak.
But don't get depressed, Bey. We've already had one Patch hang himself this week.
That persona's projection. No dad, dyke mom — it scarred your rep.
Hate to pull the rug out from under you ... I just wanted your mom to starve to death.
But we all know Beyond won't show, asking his partner to spare some lines.
Jay Z was cheating, sure, but it's Bey who's fucking a pair a' dimes.
And he knows his place. Bey's Alpha, Para's deep on his own list,
so when I blast Omega One, he'll go to sleep with Mike's goldfish.
We'll leave that alpha talk deaded, literally, don't test or try us.
Flirt with fate and you'll end up in the friend zone ... with Zephaniah.