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Coats [VS] Alpha Omega [Alpha Omega WINS]
@Certain and @oats @Beyond and @Paradigm Rules Due Dates:
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EACH TEAM NEEDS FOUR VOTING LINKS COMBINED. ON FRIDAY AUGUST 15th I WILL DEDUCT VOTES FOR EACH LINK MISSING UNTIL YOU SUBMIT LINKS. I WILL REOPEN BATTLES IF YOU HAVENT SUBMITTED LINKS EVEN IF YOU HAVE ALREADY WON. |
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namix practically begged me to mod. He had never even heard of you. Bey, you used to be respected, revered, even significant, but you had such an abrupt fade to black it makes Aero look legitimate. Still Bey’s clearly carrying the team, your odds at a glance are a joke. Look at the ratio: For every three eyes, you have ONE chance at a vote. Yeah, we'll be Robin the higher seed, setting off a masterful win streak. But don't get depressed, Bey. We've already had one Patch hang himself this week. That persona's projection. No dad, dyke mom — it scarred your rep. Hate to pull the rug out from under you ... I just wanted your mom to starve to death. But we all know Beyond won't show, asking his partner to spare some lines. Jay Z was cheating, sure, but it's Bey who's fucking a pair a' dimes. And he knows his place. Bey's Alpha, Para's deep on his own list, so when I blast Omega One, he'll go to sleep with Mike's goldfish. We'll leave that alpha talk deaded, literally, don't test or try us. Flirt with fate and you'll end up in the friend zone ... with Zephaniah. |
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You butt pirates hope dick riding pays off, log in & yank Funny you Send Messages Across the Board & I just made you faggots Walk the Plank Oats Captains that ship where sodomy's the social rapport I could Sense Cer Crew's Filled wit Faggots, I'd just have to delete all posts from yours Lookin sideways at'em like these Frail bitches killers? Ironic there isn't a G between O C, & they're only jerkin themselves wit those stick figures (OGC) Your ranking? Apologies, ya reputations fallen further Sorry Pal,It dropped faster than those & emerged looking worse than dull boys co-worker He thinks he's rowdy, but this loser's just hittin keys. So ur wild, Oats? That's good, now do that & lose ur virginity. We about that life while y'all just skittishly thugging. We'll leave u so red, Coats they'll think the British are coming. Hit 'em high. If they get inside, our niggas lie in wait. Y'all got a 'loss count' that rivals Gamble's biggest lie to date. Everyone dies, but my friend's still a tragedy in spite. Death is Certain, which confirms a fucking faggot took his life. ...& the End - Alpha Omega |
dead @ certain always bugging people about capitalizing the first words and that's exactly what they did with the Robin line. I'm 99% sure oats wrote that, since certain wouldnt go back on his word, plus its more oats like.
Now onto the battle you hypocritical fucking losers. The first line was cool opener, decent. My type of verse, humor, few hard hitting jabs, but primarily, humor. humor. not guns. humor. I think this whole battle had one off kilter reference to guns and shooting or something? and it was the word 'blast' which couldve meet anything. Awesome. And it was just the right amount. And there wasnt much sex involved either. So these guys are like sociopaths with no violence which makes them not sociopaths but they also dont want to have sex, so idk what they are, psychopaths maybe? Idk, these guys want to hurt, physically, coats wants to hurt emotionally, physically, make fun of you, tell you they're better by being better. That's what it's about, tbh. Not MAD SEX, BAM! And if there is mad sex, then make it creative,make it funny, make it something. Not, YA HOMEGIRL BLASTED ME IN TH EBASEMENT, SO I TOOK TWO LEVELS OFFHER DOME WITH MY CUMSHOT. Corny. Actually that was funny. I liked that. Anyway. Awesome, decent opener. I actually liked reading this verse. The aero was funny, decent, not a strong super line, but it doesnt matter. You already set the tone with the opener, decent, and nothing really amazing, either. The eye was pretty funny, but like if you do the math, 3 eyes over and over, so lets so you guys have 4 eyes? so after 3 votes they get one vote, so 9 eyes, makes 3 votes, but 8 of your eyes makes 2 votes? 2 and a half, so they win, although they have more revolutions (3) opposed to (2) of your (4) eyes. If it were three both ways if would be 4 votes to 2 votes. Which makes it a close battle. So you guys have a teacher on your team, and you couldnt figure out the math of this? I'm assuming the dumb ass journalist faggot who barely passed math in college wrote this. I bet you. Stupid faggot certain. Patch was funny, I forgot about that movie. Was decent, I already knew the build up was coming with the shitty capitalized R, but I spoiled it for myself. Idk what pair of dimes meant, oh wait i just said it over i get it,paradigm. Sorry battle-mode WORDPLAY BB NOT IN PLAY RIGHT NOW SORRY. I also don't get it, beyonce was cheating too and fucking hot girls? pair of dimes? two dimes? like quarter dimes? nickel? idk this was wack. I dont get it. stretched. ofcourse if i wrote this id get the worst thrashing in the history of netcees, but you guys wrote it, soit'll be a 'decent bar'. Fuck netcees im better than all of you combined. pinkslip both of you faggot, all 4 of you, i'll gladly wipe you off earth bitch. Omega was by far the favorite, cause its cool, though i thought they had omega 3,or are those eggs? Ended with friend zone, decent couplet, nice little ball of punches and funny jabs. Walk the plank was okay opener. Favorite line was coats/red/british. Funny, thats the first thing I thought of! I like the death is certain line, but still was alittle lackluster. Everything seemed a bit jumbled at the end? It's funny cause even if you look at the verse, just looking at it, not reading the lines, you can see the first 8 are from someone different than the last eight. So I can only assume the weird stretched lines from the top were paradigm and the last smoother short reads were bey's trying to refrain from grasping his longbar days. lol jk. The gamble loss line was okay, too. Dull boys co worker and all these lines fall into the same tier, where the caliber of writing seemed lackluster at times. Not up to par. Coats was by far my favorite line along with the omega one, idk why I like these lines, they just stood out to me. Great battle and read but I'm going with the former. gl |
v- Beyond's group
if this has to be explained, i will explain it more thoroughly. but the Robin Williams thing is a current event punch already about to be abused, in the only two battles, it's already been used twice. Coats at one point actually made Beyond sound like a fucking alpha, which isn't the point of the battle. that beginning, end shit wack. it feels like I'm playing Soul Calibur when i read that shit. Beyond's group had possibly the only hit or two of this battle, including LOTB but if Para wrote this whole thing, it is kinda obvious. Either that or Beyond lost his and decided to word his bars into trash. Coats group went direct but that wording was so bland, they tried biting multiple txtcee styles and honestly, couldn't use one to hit. but it's understandable, para/bey had to explain a bar at the end which is some cheesy phase that they should've been through. bey supposed to be top tier txt dropping explanation. wasn't digging this battle as much, too much played out stuff worded too softly. |
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Terrific battle. I have it scored 7-6 Alpha Omega. AO's lotb's were the sew wild oats (fire), British are coming, and the opener. Coats was just as dope tho. Their lotbs were the opener, Patch, goldfish, beyonds friend, and the ratio. Coats actually had a larger quantity of great bars. Pretty consistent. If they had one more quotable it would have been a tiebreak and I would have more than likely leaned in their favor, but even tho AO had less lotbs they were just as consistent and had one more quote over Coats. v-AO |
Coats
You'll never be me. I'm a legend, a champ. You're worthless, dude. namix practically begged me to mod. He had never even heard of you. Weak Bey, you used to be respected, revered, even significant, but you had such an abrupt fade to black it makes Aero look legitimate. Lol Still Bey’s clearly carrying the team, your odds at a glance are a joke. Look at the ratio: For every three eyes, you have ONE chance at a vote. Ehh Yeah, we'll be Robin the higher seed, setting off a masterful win streak. But don't get depressed, Bey. We've already had one Patch hang himself this week. Lol That persona's projection. No dad, dyke mom — it scarred your rep. Hate to pull the rug out from under you ... I just wanted your mom to starve to death. I don't get this But we all know Beyond won't show, asking his partner to spare some lines. Jay Z was cheating, sure, but it's Bey who's fucking a pair a' dimes. Weak And he knows his place. Bey's Alpha, Para's deep on his own list, so when I blast Omega One, he'll go to sleep with Mike's goldfish. Weird, not sure I get this We'll leave that alpha talk deaded, literally, don't test or try us. Flirt with fate and you'll end up in the friend zone ... with Zephaniah. Wow you went there. Decent hit AO You butt pirates hope dick riding pays off, log in & yank Funny you Send Messages Across the Board & I just made you faggots Walk the Plank Decent Oats Captains that ship where sodomy's the social rapport I could Sense Cer Crew's Filled wit Faggots, I'd just have to delete all posts from yours Two faggot lines in a row? Not that good Lookin sideways at'em like these Frail bitches killers? Ironic there isn't a G between O C, & they're only jerkin themselves wit those stick figures (OGC) Nah Your ranking? Apologies, ya reputations fallen further Sorry Pal,It dropped faster than those & emerged looking worse than dull boys co-worker Not feeling He thinks he's rowdy, but this loser's just hittin keys. So ur wild, Oats? That's good, now do that & lose ur virginity. Not feeling We about that life while y'all just skittishly thugging. We'll leave u so red, Coats they'll think the British are coming. Good Hit 'em high. If they get inside, our niggas lie in wait. Y'all got a 'loss count' that rivals Gamble's biggest lie to date. Lol Everyone dies, but my friend's still a tragedy in spite. Death is Certain, which confirms a fucking faggot took his life. Meh My vote goes to Coats. Better cohesion, sharper disses, less misses due to suspect wordplay/uninteresting lines. Okay battle. |
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Originally Posted by Paradigm Give me complete control over it and I shall resurrect the Battle Arena. I shall become the Certain of the Text side of this site because right now whoever runs things sucks. That is all. You'll never be me. I'm a legend, a champ. You're worthless, dude. namix practically begged me to mod. He had never even heard of you. good wording . Decent pers. Bey, you used to be respected, revered, even significant, but you had such an abrupt fade to black it makes Aero look legitimate. ok. Decent. Still Bey’s clearly carrying the team, your odds at a glance are a joke. Look at the ratio: For every three eyes, you have ONE chance at a vote. k Yeah, we'll be Robin the higher seed, setting off a masterful win streak. But don't get depressed, Bey. We've already had one Patch hang himself this week. robin was a good idea but didn't do much with it. I like the punch tho That persona's projection. No dad, dyke mom — it scarred your rep. Hate to pull the rug out from under you ... I just wanted your mom to starve to death. wording was a lil forced to me But we all know Beyond won't show, asking his partner to spare some lines. Jay Z was cheating, sure, but it's Bey who's fucking a pair a' dimes. wording off. And he knows his place. Bey's Alpha, Para's deep on his own list, so when I blast Omega One, he'll go to sleep with Mike's goldfish. lol. Nice We'll leave that alpha talk deaded, literally, don't test or try us. Flirt with fate and you'll end up in the friend zone ... with Zephaniah. cool line. Originally Posted by Agathocles the GOOD sodomy and the pirate tradition wtf Quote: Originally Posted by oats Lol don't front, you know you're interested. Quote: Originally Posted by oats the story of a pirate, torn between the biggest payday of his life, and telling his comrades about who he really is. Title: All Hands on Dick. The beginning... You butt pirates hope dick riding pays off, log in & yank Funny you Send Messages Across the Board & I just made you faggots Walk the Plank ok ok Oats Captains that ship where sodomy's the social rapport I could Sense Cer Crew's Filled wit Faggots, I'd just have to delete all posts from yours good idea but the name chopping didn't work for me. I can c cert working but cer felt forced to me Lookin sideways at'em like these Frail bitches killers? Ironic there isn't a G between O C, & they're only jerkin themselves wit those stick figures (OGC) ok ok Your ranking? Apologies, ya reputations fallen further Sorry Pal,It dropped faster than those & emerged looking worse than dull boys co-worker decent board bar He thinks he's rowdy, but this loser's just hittin keys. So ur wild, Oats? That's good, now do that & lose ur virginity. fire We about that life while y'all just skittishly thugging. We'll leave u so red, Coats they'll think the British are coming. fire again Hit 'em high. If they get inside, our niggas lie in wait. Y'all got a 'loss count' that rivals Gamble's biggest lie to date. 3solid punches bak2bak Everyone dies, but my friend's still a tragedy in spite. Death is Certain, which confirms a fucking faggot took his life decent Coats had a good verse but no super haymaykers. Felt the patch bar was the best one in their verse but the robin play was n used to its potential. Anomega had a solid verse as well but the segment in the middle put them over the top imo. Good battle fellas. V a n o |
coats had the fade to black though ive seen it done better, by me ;) , mikes goldfish/omega reference was dope,willgo over some ppls heads, ender was corny ok
alpha nd omega, the board/plank reference is super played, remember when planking was a thing? yea then, followed by two bad forced bars specially that OGC wow no wayyy, skip to british line which was lotb and the ender was sorta ok this was close as fuck, i think coats had a better overall verse, i felt like though bey had the lotb, his partner hurt him imo 3-2 i got coats |
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Oats Captains that ship where sodomy's the social rapport I could Sense Cer Crew's Filled wit Faggots, I'd just have to delete all posts from yours He thinks he's rowdy, but this loser's just hittin keys. So ur wild, Oats? That's good, now do that & lose ur virginity. We about that life while y'all just skittishly thugging. We'll leave u so red, Coats they'll think the British are coming. Hit 'em high. If they get inside, our niggas lie in wait. Y'all got a 'loss count' that rivals Gamble's biggest lie to date. Coats You'll never be me. I'm a legend, a champ. You're worthless, dude. namix practically begged me to mod. He had never even heard of you. Still Bey’s clearly carrying the team, your odds at a glance are a joke. Look at the ratio: For every three eyes, you have ONE chance at a vote. That persona's projection. No dad, dyke mom — it scarred your rep. Hate to pull the rug out from under you ... I just wanted your mom to starve to death. And he knows his place. Bey's Alpha, Para's deep on his own list, so when I blast Omega One, he'll go to sleep with Mike's goldfish. I got four quotes from both teams, this was an okay battle... AO started kind of slow then just started bombing toward the end, Coats weren't as consistent though they had the same amount of quotes theres were more spread out and AO's hits were more powerful imo so I vote AO |
i got AO taking this
Was feeling coats verse but there was some bad misses The references just seemed forced imo, but overall it was a good read felt like AO was more direct/harsh and Beyond went killed the ending v/ AO |
Bey, you used to be respected, revered, even significant,
but you had such an abrupt fade to black it makes Aero look legitimate. Yeah, we'll be Robin the higher seed, setting off a masterful win streak. But don't get depressed, Bey. We've already had one Patch hang himself this week. And he knows his place. Bey's Alpha, Para's deep on his own list, so when I blast Omega One, he'll go to sleep with Mike's goldfish. vs. Oats Captains that ship where sodomy's the social rapport I could Sense Cer Crew's Filled wit Faggots, I'd just have to delete all posts from yours We about that life while y'all just skittishly thugging. We'll leave u so red, Coats they'll think the British are coming. Was a rough read tbh. Decent amount of played stuff and some really rough bars like that plank, OGC, dyke mom, jay z....blah. TBH, I think the red coats line was LOTB, but just based on consistency of not bad lines, I got Coats taking this. V/ Coats |
I got bey and paradigm here
coats had fade to black which was decent, the wording just kind of fell off at the latter part of the verse, which kind of softened the overall impact. Bet and para had some clever shit. Beyond always does, even if it's all capitalized. Nah, but on the real, just two more experiences battlers were facing not so experienced ones and it showed. v/AO |
Car.crew, wild oats, red coat
Vs Omega one, aero look legitimate V/ao, damn close battle, I thought both came pretty good.tbh, I thought omega one was lotb but it wasn't enough AO was to consistent here the red coat line was dope.imo This was a dope.battle an I.enjoyed reading it.but A.O won imo. |
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