MMA fighter vs. A chimpanzee , who would win

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Originally Posted by Mike Wrecka

sure chimps are impervious to anything a human can dish out


fucking bullshit


a Mike Tyson in his prime upper cut would put one to sleep

he would get his fingers eaten off

then his genitals

a more proper question would be, if a chimpanzee was restrained and tied so it couldnt move, and mike tyson unleashed a hook of doom, would it knock the chimp out

that is something that im not sure of. i don't understand a chimps anatomy like that

but there skulls are thicker, and they have smaller brains

human faces aren't meant to be hit with force

chimpanzees fight eachother, and they pound eachother as well as grab/claw/bite

so they are kind of genetically engineered to take blows from other chimps

i think it would take a helluva lot to knock out a chimp