ITT: WHICh STEREOTYPES ABOUT YOUR RACE/AGE/GENDER/COUNTRY OF ORIGIN ETC DO YOU FIT?

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american white male in the south:

i grill, smoke, and bbq meat for > 80% of my diet

i prefer traditional and outlaw country music to most things

scotch and rye are pretty much the only liquors i drink

i own a tobacco pipe and know how to use it and keep it lit with real loose leaf tobacco

i currently have a beard


upper middle class white male:

i have a dining room with a cabinet that has plates that are for show / special occasions

i spend entirely too much time on my lawn / landscaping

i lease both our cars

i stress out over the stock market for at least 5-10 minutes daily