ITT: WHICh STEREOTYPES ABOUT YOUR RACE/AGE/GENDER/COUNTRY OF ORIGIN ETC DO YOU FIT?
 

lmao stereotypical britfag

- teeth are pretty fucked up to look at (though this is partly to do with having my jaw broken/losing teeth etc in various brawls)

- habitual binge drinker

- has tea coasters of the Queen in front room (admittedly, i bought them sarcastically, but nevertheless they're there)

- drinks his tea with one sugar and milk, PG Tips work best

GO!

I'm too racially ambiguous to be stereotyped. people donno if I'm supposed to be hunting whales with a spear, or samba dancing with a switchblade in my hand.

I guess though, I was really young when my son was born? I guess that counts as an overall brown ppl stereotype

I live in a shit shack that's a 5 minute walk from the beach

I surf, play ukulele

My house has various surfboards and spears lying around

I smoke weed

I wear slippers and board shorts on a daily basis

All I can think of, not sure what other stereotypes for Hawaii there are

destroyed lmao

People generally dont know wtf I am until I speak

I get mistaken for havin sum latino in me

Arab too...

Dude told me other day I look like that tennis player tsonga mixed with mark ingram

I kinda see it but nah ..I hear the mullato mark ingram shit All the time..so thats something

That being said..fried chicken is absolutely bomb.



That being said

I loooove fried chicken nigga

I wear Jordan's, smoke weed, fuck white women to get back at the massa, I didn't graduate and I will rip your grandmother's arm off for a good piece of cooked chicken

I eat watermelon in the summer and I'm athletic without working out

I never did understand the concept of watermelon.

Watermelon tastes like..well water.

N putting salt on that shit is stupidasfuk.

Ion wanna hear blah blah sweet n salty combination..bitch that shit is nowhere near sweet..you puttin salt on it coz the shit has little ti no flavor at all.

Ugh

american white male in the south:

i grill, smoke, and bbq meat for > 80% of my diet

i prefer traditional and outlaw country music to most things

scotch and rye are pretty much the only liquors i drink

i own a tobacco pipe and know how to use it and keep it lit with real loose leaf tobacco

i currently have a beard


upper middle class white male:

i have a dining room with a cabinet that has plates that are for show / special occasions

i spend entirely too much time on my lawn / landscaping

i lease both our cars

i stress out over the stock market for at least 5-10 minutes daily

Nigga you a arab,u cook goat fuck u

How u never had a real watermelon but at the same time you think my can be a watermelon critic too?

The fuck? Im hlf blk hlf german

My dads side lives in deep south?

Obv exposed to watermelon?

Old ass vietnam vets with trailers selling them on side of road?

U cant out nigga me nigga

watermelon is fucking delicious, i am eating some right now.

Big penis.

Beaner :

-uncircumcised
-brown
-hairy

Can you understand why I dont though?

I refuse to believe you think its delicious.

I think its like a relaxing/nostalgia must be eaten while outside thing lol.

Cant be treated as a fruit of deli***y imho

I aint knocking you for it. I just no understannnd

Fig smegma diick ass mnigga

You must've had a bad experience. The next watermelon you go to buy, make sure it's not soft or mushy at all, and cut the hole on the side rather than from the top. If it's small, then you can use a microwave to heat it up but if you got a behemoth well then use ya oven.

Na I get in there with a toothbrush dawg. Soft bristles

it's 95 degrees and 100% humid

watermelon tastes fucking delicious

i drink alot, i have freckles, i may occasionally say top of the morning to ya

and you disappear without warning / rarely show up to scheduled events