ROAST COMPETITI9N..IF U THINK U ARE THE ROASTMASTER GODBODY THEN PLEAZE....STEP ITT

[Batty]

Dead @ Majora's mask.

Originally Posted by Aero

Shaved ewok face ass nig

You already know.


Looking like a hipster mr. Potato Head.

Beard lookin like over manicured vampire bat dickhairs.

Lookin like he sells bootleg chains at a kiosk in front of Radio Shack at a swap mall.

Lookin like Franklin The Turtle got a job at Kinkos.

[Batty]

Lookin 100% like that corny throwback nigga to try and drift on wet streets in a 93 Nissan Sentra with a big ass autobot sticker on the hood.

GameStop Manager lookin ass nigga.
"we can give you 72 cents for Fallout New Vegas" lookin ass nigga.

Lookin like Michael Jai White had a son with Ernie from Sesame Street.

Lookin like guest speaker at a black republican summit.

Lookin like he needs the carfax to buy a stolen car

Lookin like he valet parks at the casino and eats expired Lunchables.

Lookin like he lost his virginity on a technicality to a 300lb bitch and busted a nut by fucking a inner thigh fat roll lubed with coochie sweat.

Lookin like he owns every episode of DragonballZ

Lookin like he drinks Ecto-Cooler out of a rainboot.

[Batty]

This nigga attends funerals on World of Warcraft.

Snitches to Comcast on black people who jack wifi

Lookin like a orange catfish

Only legit claim to the underground is that he lives in a basement

Writes his own romantic mangas that involve sexual encounters between the owl from Harry Potter and Bret the Hitman Hart.

Smokes Capri cigarettes he soaked in Mikes Hard Lemonade.

[Batty]

Lookin like his DVD collection is nothing but George Clooney movies.

Lookin like his ears are made out of ostrich jerky

Beard lookin like 35 Gomez Adams mustaches glued end to end.

Lookin like a Goomba from Mario in the face

Lookin like he got the entire Walking Dead action figure collection mint on card as an investment.