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Old 03-17-2014, 10:29 PM   #24
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Diode I drink like dancake says he does too

A 48 year old sex therapist and her friend are talking to me and my coworker at the bar

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Tonight a married woman grabbed me and said 'I wish I was 20 years younger'

I smiled and walked away but in my head I thought 'I bet your husband does too, although he's probably too depressed to care because he married an uncomfortably forward female who hits on much younger men in bars even when their body language says they just want to drink beer and not be harassed by weird looking old chicks.'
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