i can't write a topical for shit

[Fig]

Originally Posted by Certain

Fig, will you be getting any superlatives in your yearbook?

I could see you as "Most likely to disappear for seventeen years, then show up at the 2034 reunion with one leg and breast implants," if I were guessing.

I won most comedic :)

[Split]

Originally Posted by Ferrari Fig

I won most comedic :)

I got 2nd place for most sarcastic

There was no most comedic or I woulda smashed that

There was class clown but that ain't me either

Fuckjbg stupid Puritan massachusetts