i can't write a topical for shit
 

@El Pancake

how the fuck do you do this dawg


i just spent a hour blowing my brains out trying to write about some fantasy shit using words i've never heard of and all i've come up with so far is 2 lines



yo i need an ext

what's the topic?

the invisible man


hold up i think i got this

you sure?
cause I can prolly have bags whip up a couple of bars on the invisible man if needed
holla

when, where, why, how.

Make up some words and use google until it corrects you. Then use that word; then make sense of that word and combine it with a whole bunch of other big words until it's impossible to make sense. After it cant be translated, act like it makes sense.

After that, everyone should give you votes because they dont wanna look dumb. Oh yeah, try and use descriptions about the things that dont make sense like:

The asteroids vortex collapsed with fractals of colors shooting rampant.

You don't have to write in any one style or with any one frame of mind.

dead man and Baron Mynd have very different methods and writing styles, and they're in The Winter Topical championship match right now.

idk. just force yourself if you're not feeling it.

I wasn't particularly inspired by the topic this week either. That's more of a me problem than a problem with the topic, though.

Best of luck.

all tips considered


i look forward to my complete & utter destruction in the AOWL


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k17MBXZgkd...juredrigby.png

topics are the only thing that make topicals suck

THATS WHY THE OPEN MIC IS COOL

YOU SHOULD GET INVOLVED

CAPS

I should get involved too

This was good.

Although I don't know why

Fig, will you be getting any superlatives in your yearbook?

I could see you as "Most likely to disappear for seventeen years, then show up at the 2034 reunion with one leg and breast implants," if I were guessing.

I won most comedic :)

What does that tel you about my generation

OH BROTHER

tip:

multies are dumb. tell a good story instead of forcing rhymes. you'll go undefeated until you no show deep in the playoffs because of the holidays.

i just got into the groove with 10 lines of multi overkill and then you post this

fuck it motherfucker


i'ma ronnietheking this shit


holler at that Rakim loving fagget

Are you posting tonight?

Also, I had you beat @Diode. DON'T FRONT. DO NOT FRONT.