No fap November - Page 3

namix · 11-03-2013, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bags Payne

I just lost

haha

veritas · 11-03-2013, 12:50 PM

The marriage bed is undefiled

DLB · 11-03-2013, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Strikta

I'll bust in my sleep after about 2 weeks of no ejaculation.. I'll wake up to myself cumming & just finish it off & go back to sleep.

Iono, I can't hold it for too long.. & that first nut isn't even that glorious tbh... but the SECOND NUT is spectacular for some reason.

I broke a record when I was like 12-13 in Gma's basement during the whole TRL/MTV explosion of the mid-late 90's.. Jenny McCarthy/Carmen Electra/Mariah Carey/Toni Braxton days.

I prolly came 50 times in a 24 hr. period, & my meat was florescent red & the glans was bleeding.. I was basically just shooting air.

I couldn't possibly cum that much these days.. I'd die.

deaddddddddddd

Fig · 11-03-2013, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Witty

I don't understand why anyone would agree to this.

I may not do it over the next month, I don't know, I don't plan it, it is natural like pooping or pissing...if it needs to happen it will happen.

Stop trying to control my nut sack fig.

I will have your nutsack on a platter and feed it to hungry children

Witty · 11-03-2013, 01:46 PM

That's what I call 'every weekend'.

Split · 02-13-2014, 11:15 AM

still going tho (no fap)

Certain · 02-13-2014, 11:36 AM

Why?

Diode · 02-13-2014, 11:37 AM

i'm married.

this would be impossible.

Certain · 02-13-2014, 11:45 AM

The only time I might be able to execute this is that first two months living with a girlfriend, when she really wants to reward you commitment.

Fig · 02-13-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Split Eight

still going tho (no fap)

lol wtf

I lost as I was making this thread months ago

Hush · 02-13-2014, 02:24 PM

Strik a beast lol

Split · 02-13-2014, 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode

i'm married.

this would be impossible.

can u not get laid while married?

Diode · 02-13-2014, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Split Eight

can u not get laid while married?

ah, to be young again..

Fig · 02-13-2014, 02:36 PM

yo if I masturbate but I really don't want to... but I do anyway, isn't that rape? I mean technically I'm not even the same person I was 5 seconds ago. Eventually, I don't even know who's touching me...

Ghost1 · 11-08-2018, 10:26 AM

maybe u confused me with this stupid faggot fig/

im not this stupid fagot fig

Diode · 11-08-2018, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1

maybe u confused me with this stupid faggot fig/

im not this stupid fagot fig

you miss fig tho

we all do

DMS · 11-08-2018, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

yo if I masturbate but I really don't want to... but I do anyway, isn't that rape? I mean technically I'm not even the same person I was 5 seconds ago. Eventually, I don't even know who's touching me...

Damn, this sure did open my eyes. In the words of Eminem,

“...molested myself and got convicted.”

Fig · 04-06-2019, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ghost1

maybe u confused me with this stupid faggot fig/

im not this stupid fagot fig

this is me

Witty · 04-06-2019, 07:05 AM

Fig I swear to God you better stop making one post and disappearing again for 6 months.

It hurts me.

Sharp · 04-06-2019, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fig

this is me

At least stay long enough to update your sig

11-03-2013, 01:46 PM	#45
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	That's what I call 'every weekend'. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

02-13-2014, 11:15 AM	#46
Split . Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 8,898 Battle Record: 27-22 Rep Power: 85899399	still going tho (no fap) __________________ http://split8.yolasite.com

02-13-2014, 11:36 AM	#47
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	Why? __________________ I'm just swinging swords strictly based on keyboards, unbalanced like elephants and ants on seesaws.

02-13-2014, 11:37 AM	#48
Diode PR's Finest Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 14,165 Battle Record: 12-7 Rep Power: 85899410	i'm married. this would be impossible. __________________

02-13-2014, 02:24 PM	#51
Hush NJ Devil Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 12,036 Battle Record: Who Cares Accomplishments - Hall of Fame Rep Power: 84181420	Strik a beast lol __________________ Bed stuy fly Bushwick sick East ny walk

02-13-2014, 11:45 AM	#49
Certain Mad fucking dangerous. Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 12,066 Battle Record: 40-19 Champed - AOWL Season 3 - Art of Writing League (2x) Rep Power: 85899406	The only time I might be able to execute this is that first two months living with a girlfriend, when she really wants to reward you commitment.

02-13-2014, 02:36 PM	#54
Fig Om Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 6,461 Battle Record: 8-16 Rep Power: 84181562	yo if I masturbate but I really don't want to... but I do anyway, isn't that rape? I mean technically I'm not even the same person I was 5 seconds ago. Eventually, I don't even know who's touching me... __________________ BIRDHORSE 8-15

04-06-2019, 07:05 AM	#59
Witty Lime Life Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 16,978 Battle Record: 30-41 Accomplishments - Only Slightly Retarded Champed - Lyric Olympics - Summer Classic Rep Power: 85235118	Fig I swear to God you better stop making one post and disappearing again for 6 months. It hurts me. __________________ He listens to voices inside of his mind Explicit and poisonous violent crime.

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