I MEANT TO TYPE MY USERNAME AS "LARD" ORIGINALLY, AS IN FAT, BUT MY SAUSAGE FINGERS HIT THE WRONG FUCKING KEY

Lars · 01-03-2014, 06:30 PM

lmao i just got engaged at New Years

as is well documented on the board, you found the toilet cubicle at home engaged before one of your ex broads proceeded to beat the living shit out of you with the multi-speed setting shower head and rendering you unconscious on the Laura Ashley tiles in her restroom and coughing up mouthwash in your rancid face, ruining your favourite Carlton Banksesque golf cardigan

roflzzz

01-03-2014, 06:30 PM	#6
Lars PROVEN BITER Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Wolverhampton Posts: 1,588 Battle Record: 5-0 Champed - The Winter Topical Rep Power: 1809298	lmao i just got engaged at New Years as is well documented on the board, you found the toilet cubicle at home engaged before one of your ex broads proceeded to beat the living shit out of you with the multi-speed setting shower head and rendering you unconscious on the Laura Ashley tiles in her restroom and coughing up mouthwash in your rancid face, ruining your favourite Carlton Banksesque golf cardigan roflzzz __________________ PROVEN BITER

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