I MEANT TO TYPE MY USERNAME AS "LARD" ORIGINALLY, AS IN FAT, BUT MY SAUSAGE FINGERS HIT THE WRONG FUCKING KEY
 

and thus, the legend of Lars was born

there you have it :)

I'll BEAR that in MIND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YMPAH67f4o

Fuck yeah

it was an accident

hey lars, glad your on at this time

now I can make that thread about homosexuals. brb

lmao i just got engaged at New Years


as is well documented on the board, you found the toilet cubicle at home engaged before one of your ex broads proceeded to beat the living shit out of you with the multi-speed setting shower head and rendering you unconscious on the Laura Ashley tiles in her restroom and coughing up mouthwash in your rancid face, ruining your favourite Carlton Banksesque golf cardigan


roflzzz