Fat Tire vs. Heineken

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Originally Posted by Witty

Lol @ American beer being 'good' beer.

Lolololololol

The beers imported from Europe mostly are garbage, though. Have you ever had the American version of Guinness? It's terrible.

The same is true for us. The beers you identify as shitty are shitty. Fat Tire isn't great, but it's smooth and drinkable. Even that's not exported. But there are some really fantastic American beers. Our good beers are a bit bigger and heavier than Europe's good beers tend to be, sort of like our people. But I prefer that, as a fat American.

No one exports their good shit. It's the mass-produced swill that makes it overseas, unless you're willing to really spend.