Fat Tire vs. Heineken
 

Need a clear winner in the next 30 mins.

Which ya'll got?

hiney

Heineken

Fat tire sounds like some shit a bowl cut
Faggot would drink...with his cardigan on ordering at the bar.

Can I have an FT plz.

Why not honey jack?

Fat Tire.

Heineken

Apparently u are still a child.

Never tried fat tire, dunno if we have it in canada?

Heinekens alright, hella over priced IMO

Fat Tire is one of the best & most filling beers I've ever experienced.. tbph.

& I'm not sure they have it up there @Boredom.. it's brewed outta Denver, CO I think.

Support America (and good beer). Heineken is bitter garbage.

Certain, u have a very good point. Tho I wouldn't call Heineken 'bitter garbage' lol.. that's a bit much.. it's a pretty good beer & we both know it.

Fat Tire it is.

fat tire is clearly superior but heineken mixes better with cocaine

choose wisely

Is it an IPA? I normally drink beer from the local breweries when I'm at pubs n shit. We have this beer called fat tug that's fuxkin killer

lol at saying hiney is expensive. its okay though, since you never had fat tire

Lol @ American beer being 'good' beer.

Lolololololol

Alcohol is a lot more expensive here.. It's like 16-17 a six pack for Heineken

This as well

lmao.. a seasoned veteran I see.. I really laughed at that bro.

The beers imported from Europe mostly are garbage, though. Have you ever had the American version of Guinness? It's terrible.

The same is true for us. The beers you identify as shitty are shitty. Fat Tire isn't great, but it's smooth and drinkable. Even that's not exported. But there are some really fantastic American beers. Our good beers are a bit bigger and heavier than Europe's good beers tend to be, sort of like our people. But I prefer that, as a fat American.

No one exports their good shit. It's the mass-produced swill that makes it overseas, unless you're willing to really spend.

Lmao that was actually the thought that went through my head when I posted, I thought, 'Apparently Guinness sucks in America, yet it is heavenly here, perhaps it is the fault of the exportation process rather than the drink itself and if this is the case I should probably reserve judgement until I actually drink an American beer in America.'

But that was much more boring, so I laughed at you instead.