HAPPY DESTROY BAG'S LIFE DAY

[Ryan 12]

i hope this pathetic fagg0t endures a year long metamorphosis of transforming from pussy to light weight vagina only to drown in the waste acids of his own cocoon

i hope this pathetic fagg0t slides down a giant rusty blade into a an ancient hawaiian volcano, but somehow manages to escape only to find his child at the top of the volcano, who tells him his a pathetic father and then roundhouse kicks him back down to the ashes of his fiery doom

i hope this pathetic fagg0t gets crushed to death under a stampede of wild elephants, but somehow manages to survive only to be met with hiennas and vultures picking away at his flesh and the pieces of flab that hang of his rotting corpse

i hope this pathetic fagg0t dies from reading his own posts, literally, like he decides to rekindle lost memories of his millions of threads in the discs and after 10 hours of reading his own dickery dies from a lack of lulz

i hope & pray this pathetic fagg0t dies Japanese execution style, where they don't tell the condemned when their execution date is so they can spend their entire time contemplating the moment when the executioner comes into his cell, reads his charges and slices his fucking head off with a 100 year old samurai sword, except in bags case they dont have swords and have to use a spoon so it ends up taking up to 12 hours of jamming, hacking and forcefully inserting the spoon into the fagg0t's neck till its completely decapated - but the twist is that he ends up drowing in a pool of his own blood, sweat and saliva before that happens