Two people this week seem to think I have a mancrush on them.

[Hush]

Originally Posted by Karate Wizard Teen Wolf

Your internet speed is dial up. Decode my meaning of that. Your intellect is furloughed. I unlike you, think of tue future so my jetpack foiled your magma leg sweep. You live in quiet desperation nestled between intoxication and desperation and your face looks like it has 9verdosed on mucinex. In real life your atypical autism causes you to musread simple social cues, so people call you *slow* behind your back. You have the eyes of a disgruntled pirates homosexual shoulder parrot. Because of this I will cryogenically freeze you then thaw you out in the future only to freeze you again and then decapitate you....PHOOOEEENIIIIIIXXXX!

Pure nerd faggotry