OH YEA I FORGOT! DIODE IS WAY BIGGER TJEN PANCAKE.LAWL

[StarFaggot]

Originally Posted by PancakeBrah

AND HEY BAGS FUCK YOURSELF. I HOPE THE TEN DIFFERENT MULTI-VITAMINS YOU TAKE EVERY MORNING GIVE YOU VITAMIN C POISONING AND YOU DIE A SLOW AND PAINFUL DEATH AND YOU BECOME A MEME ON /FIT/. I'M SURE THE THREE DAY WATERMELON-FLAVORED KAHLUA DRINKING BINGE YOU'VE BEEN ON HAS BEEN GREAT FOR YOUR RECENT WEIGHTLIFTING REGIMENT.

lol....

[Strikta]

Awaiting rebuttal, tbh.

[Split]

perfectly broken in Vapor X-60 on deck tho

Originally Posted by NYCSPITZ

your socks barely cover your 1976 jofa shins,

I cried a little


all about my PUCK though. we skate ponds in NE son. haven't rinked up since sophomore year. srs tho my firefighter quads give me the explosive power of a dragonborn Rocky Balboa. I would slap u up and down the ice before ur reaction time had a chance to be ashamed, then I would share a drink with it in at the Smokehouse before pulling its keys away and bouncing to do clutch-kick burn-outs on its front lawn. got a looser handle grip than Lars Larsen at a barmaggedon post-show throwdown, get sideswiped like Patton got iced son no blackbags on my dirty takedowns cept the Bauer you're packing up in the locker room when u can't hang w/ my talent or the 6+ NYC Latinas I pull w/ my Wahlberg-esque Boston accent, have u wishing ur faux pas were foam paws when I snap 13 in your net, ur SA% hanging round .07 like Destroyer at a Bags flex thread


Idk I'm off that absinthe. We should get a fantasy hockey league going tho, no lockout

[Ghost1]

Pancake..y u agression?