Final Four: Joe Metts vs Strikta - metts wins

Originally Posted by J. Metts

Look.



I know dom has riders but even i figured you'd of died in a bar or two
even the good Old Dominions aren't a match..
.........for the Monarch of discrediting votes from every1 that realizes he's horrible
--ok--
metts been presented the crown, while everything he textin is foul
if u think crying n discrediting votes is the name of the game, atleast suggest it to gow
--ok--
i guarantee ur a deadbeat dad. that's low but i know he's fleeing fast
being locators to my style n in 18 yrs his kid will need one to find this piece of trash
--nicee--
ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out
cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account
--fucking gone, dope shit--
plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up
his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups
--dope--
white trash. mom like u need to move n abort the child, u know u do
he downstairs smoking Rock, throwin a Spade down like shut up mom were Grown Ups 2
--lol, seems like a conceptual reach to me--
do me a favor, get a knife put it towards your throat and slit it right
this dudes so pathetic there should be a ultimate writer week dedicated to striktas life
--fucking lmao--
we both started in '01. thru bleach n fat punches we still killed our peers
but you know how much fat kids love Cake so it only seems fitting i end an ill career
--damn, word--


g/l homie.

Originally Posted by Strikta

Balls so Hard University?

Please..


Ya WEAK as fuck, man it's a fact & damnit fam it's over
Used to be good, but ya forces went from a ram to a pat like Danny Amendola
--nice--
Ya drops is crap, bull, garbage, & phony in the worst way
But I agree ya verses should get an Oscar... cuz ya balogna has a first name
--nah--
Boards is carved, for an ounce I'd rupture ya core for God
I'd leave wood spikes petruding thru ya ribs over an onion like pork kabobs
--solid--
U suck dick to get by, no planning to make me feel scared
Always blow to get where u have to, like u was riding a parapalegic wheelchair
--lol--
U cling to my nuts, but hey, u don't mind dat cum sippin'
Shoulda been a running back...
...Obvious u got excellent ballcarrier vision da way u hold mine & run w/ em
--this is a terrible visual u just gave me bro, terrible. cool punch tho even though it kind of needs a pause at the end of it--
I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her
Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator
--dope--
Food's ya distraction but I'd throw u a plate & still kick ya
I'm bettin' a pancake would put u outta ya element worse than he did Ill Nika
--ok current event flip, could/should have been worded a bit harsher--
Joe Metts, ur just infectious fluid & living bloody my friend
Now since u in-cyst, I'ma pop ya & leave u oozing just for gettin' under my skin
--shit, nice--

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This is close as fuck, sorry I'll be back tomorrow to reread and actually cast a vote

man this was great, and a really close battle.

I gotta choose one of u tho and Im going with Joe

Strikta you made a dope run in this tourney and can regardless of my vote still win.

WE ARE ALL PROUD OF YOU BRO.

But I got joe by a cunt hair.

His misses were a little better.

jeeez. so close tho for real

V/ Joe Metts