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Final Four: Joe Metts vs Strikta - metts wins
The Summer Classic V The Premier Text Battling Tournament @Mets @Strikta Rules Due Dates:
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16 cool?
No Knuck, Aero, Pryde,Gamble, or Atomic votes(I'm sure I'll think of a couple more). |
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I know dom has riders but even i figured you'd of died in a bar or two even the good Old Dominions aren't a match.. .........for the Monarch of discrediting votes from every1 that realizes he's horrible metts been presented the crown, while everything he textin is foul if u think crying n discrediting votes is the name of the game, atleast suggest it to gow i guarantee ur a deadbeat dad. that's low but i know he's fleeing fast being locators to my style n in 18 yrs his kid will need one to find this piece of trash ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups white trash. mom like u need to move n abort the child, u know u do he downstairs smoking Rock, throwin a Spade down like shut up mom were Grown Ups 2 do me a favor, get a knife put it towards your throat and slit it right this dudes so pathetic there should be a ultimate writer week dedicated to striktas life we both started in '01. thru bleach n fat punches we still killed our peers but you know how much fat kids love Cake so it only seems fitting i end an ill career g/l homie. |
Balls so Hard University?
Please.. Ya WEAK as fuck, man it's a fact & damnit fam it's over Used to be good, but ya forces went from a ram to a pat like Danny Amendola Ya drops is crap, bull, garbage, & phony in the worst way But I agree ya verses should get an Oscar... cuz ya balogna has a first name Boards is carved, for an ounce I'd rupture ya core for God I'd leave wood spikes petruding thru ya ribs over an onion like pork kabobs U suck dick to get by, no planning to make me feel scared Always blow to get where u have to, like u was riding a parapalegic wheelchair U cling to my nuts, but hey, u don't mind dat cum sippin' Shoulda been a running back... ...Obvious u got excellent ballcarrier vision da way u hold mine & run w/ em I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator Food's ya distraction but I'd throw u a plate & still kick ya I'm bettin' a pancake would put u outta ya element worse than he did Ill Nika Joe Metts, ur just infectious fluid & living bloody my friend Now since u in-cyst, I'ma pop ya & leave u oozing just for gettin' under my skin 1 |
guarantee ur a deadbeat dad. that's low but i know he's fleeing fast
being locators to my style n in 18 yrs his kid will need one to find this piece of trash ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups do me a favor, get a knife put it towards your throat and slit it right this dudes so pathetic there should be a ultimate writer week dedicated to striktas life vs Ya drops is crap, bull, garbage, & phony in the worst way But I agree ya verses should get an Oscar... cuz ya balogna has a first name Boards is carved, for an ounce I'd rupture ya core for God I'd leave wood spikes petruding thru ya ribs over an onion like pork kabobs U suck dick to get by, no planning to make me feel scared Always blow to get where u have to, like u was riding a parapalegic wheelchair I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator Food's ya distraction but I'd throw u a plate & still kick ya I'm bettin' a pancake would put u outta ya element worse than he did Ill Nika daaaamn, reading mets verse.. thought it was consistent and fresh as fuck and honestly thought he was going to take it. all og concepts.. all quoted bars were dope.. the ones i didn't quote tho were complete misses inmho. strik was also on point with concepts that i haven't seen before.. the 2 bars i bolded were fucking fiaaaaa. that pancake bar actually made me lol. wording and execution were very on point. annywaaay both of you came out with fresh as fuck concepts which made for a really enjoyable read, but i have strik catching the dub here w/ those 2 kill bolded bars and all in all being more consistent and a bit harder hitting than metts. dope read, and props to both. |
didn't really seem close at first, but I guess you can make the argument it was.
Going with J.Metts on this one, was cool, although this isn't really my forte. I felt J Metts edged it here, actually by a considerable margin, but it wasn't mindblowing. I felt strikta was on par but just didnt match up on some lines. Both seemed to be a little odd, but both very good!!!!!!!! metts. If you omit my vote I don't mind just don't tag me again, please. |
Boredom tagged you man. I don't tag people g.
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ur cool then
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Metts
I know dom has riders but even i figured you'd of died in a bar or two even the good Old Dominions aren't a match.. .........for the Monarch of discrediting votes from every1 that realizes he's horrible creative, wording seemed a bit forced though metts been presented the crown, while everything he textin is foul if u think crying n discrediting votes is the name of the game, atleast suggest it to gow same personal, better bar i guarantee ur a deadbeat dad. that's low but i know he's fleeing fast being locators to my style n in 18 yrs his kid will need one to find this piece of trash Nice ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account not bad plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups eh .. white trash. mom like u need to move n abort the child, u know u do he downstairs smoking Rock, throwin a Spade down like shut up mom were Grown Ups 2 not feelin it do me a favor, get a knife put it towards your throat and slit it right this dudes so pathetic there should be a ultimate writer week dedicated to striktas life See, this is why I didn't want to vote .. Idk what ultimate writer week is =/ we both started in '01. thru bleach n fat punches we still killed our peers but you know how much fat kids love Cake so it only seems fitting i end an ill career ok vs Strikta Ya WEAK as fuck, man it's a fact & damnit fam it's over Used to be good, but ya forces went from a ram to a pat like Danny Amendola hmm, I like Ya drops is crap, bull, garbage, & phony in the worst way But I agree ya verses should get an Oscar... cuz ya balogna has a first name I don't get it ... Boards is carved, for an ounce I'd rupture ya core for God I'd leave wood spikes petruding thru ya ribs over an onion like pork kabobs Nah man ... U suck dick to get by, no planning to make me feel scared Always blow to get where u have to, like u was riding a parapalegic wheelchair Lmaoooo, ok U cling to my nuts, but hey, u don't mind dat cum sippin' Shoulda been a running back... ...Obvious u got excellent ballcarrier vision da way u hold mine & run w/ em meh ...I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator nah .. Food's ya distraction but I'd throw u a plate & still kick ya I'm bettin' a pancake would put u outta ya element worse than he did Ill Nika So .. you're betting a pan? lol Joe Metts, ur just infectious fluid & living bloody my friend Now since u in-cyst, I'ma pop ya & leave u oozing just for gettin' under my skin Decent I have a feeling this is a preference in style here because I see where Strikta was going with a few of his bars but after reading them, my reaction was kind of like .... Ok? Idk .. concepts were there but I just didn't like the execution. Think Metts slightly edged this. But then again, I didn't understand 1 bar in each verse so .. Ya'll asked for votes though lol v/ Metts |
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He took this one easy to me, Joe had a big miss w/ the fantasy football signups line... Strikta came more polished and consistent, I gave lotb to Joe w/ his cake flip on nika, but Strika def got this one. Dope battle, props. |
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This is close as fuck, sorry I'll be back tomorrow to reread and actually cast a vote man this was great, and a really close battle. I gotta choose one of u tho and Im going with Joe Strikta you made a dope run in this tourney and can regardless of my vote still win. WE ARE ALL PROUD OF YOU BRO. But I got joe by a cunt hair. His misses were a little better. jeeez. so close tho for real V/ Joe Metts |
I know dom has riders but even i figured you'd of died in a bar or two
even the good Old Dominions aren't a match.. .........for the Monarch of discrediting votes from every1 that realizes he's horrible metts been presented the crown, while everything he textin is foul if u think crying n discrediting votes is the name of the game, atleast suggest it to gow i guarantee ur a deadbeat dad. that's low but i know he's fleeing fast being locators to my style n in 18 yrs his kid will need one to find this piece of trash ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups do me a favor, get a knife put it towards your throat and slit it right we both started in '01. thru bleach n fat punches we still killed our peers but you know how much fat kids love Cake so it only seems fitting i end an ill career vs Ya WEAK as fuck, man it's a fact & damnit fam it's over Used to be good, but ya forces went from a ram to a pat like Danny Amendola Boards is carved, for an ounce I'd rupture ya core for God I'd leave wood spikes petruding thru ya ribs over an onion like pork kabobs U suck dick to get by, no planning to make me feel scared Always blow to get where u have to, like u was riding a parapalegic wheelchair I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator Food's ya distraction but I'd throw u a plate & still kick ya I'm bettin' a pancake would put u outta ya element worse than he did Ill Nika Best battle I have read ina while. Both were dope. Metts was just a little more consistent and even tho Strikt had LOTB to me w/ that escalator line (thought it was ILL) I still think Metts done enough. Good battle & one to show the newer people how its done. I got Metts. |
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I know dom has riders but even i figured you'd of died in a bar or two
even the good Old Dominions aren't a match.. .........for the Monarch of discrediting votes from every1 that realizes he's horrible metts been presented the crown, while everything he textin is foul if u think crying n discrediting votes is the name of the game, atleast suggest it to gow i guarantee ur a deadbeat dad. that's low but i know he's fleeing fast being locators to my style n in 18 yrs his kid will need one to find this piece of trash ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups do me a favor, get a knife put it towards your throat and slit it right this dudes so pathetic there should be a ultimate writer week dedicated to striktas life vs Boards is carved, for an ounce I'd rupture ya core for God I'd leave wood spikes petruding thru ya ribs over an onion like pork kabobs U suck dick to get by, no planning to make me feel scared Always blow to get where u have to, like u was riding a parapalegic wheelchair I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator Now since u in-cystFood's ya distraction but I'd throw u a plate & still kick ya I'm bettin' a pancake would put u outta ya element worse than he did Ill Nika Joey had one of the best verses I read from him since way back...shit was dope. Grown ups 2 was the only one I thought was a bit off, but everything else was solid. The back to back discrediting votes bars were both nice and fitting. Locators was dope, vine and sticky were comedy, and ultimate writer was hard. Strikt came wit fire too. That paraplegic line mighta been my favorite of the battle. I thought you had a few misses with the Oscar and ballcarrier shit though... real nice battle. Strikt brought it but Joe had one of the better verses I read in a while. v/ Metts |
Balls so Hard University?
Lol. Its becuz hes gay. Please.. We hate the gays. Ya WEAK as fuck, man it's a fact & damnit fam it's over Used to be good, but ya forces went from a ram to a pat like Danny Amendola Fire. Ya drops is crap, bull, garbage, & phony in the worst way But I agree ya verses should get an Oscar... cuz ya balogna has a first name Ehhhhh Boards is carved, for an ounce I'd rupture ya core for God I'd leave wood spikes petruding thru ya ribs over an onion like pork kabobs This shit is bonkers. U suck dick to get by, no planning to make me feel scared Always blow to get where u have to, like u was riding a parapalegic wheelchair Cray U cling to my nuts, but hey, u don't mind dat cum sippin' Shoulda been a running back... ...Obvious u got excellent ballcarrier vision da way u hold mine & run w/ em Ehhhh I wanna meet Mrs. Metts, show her my penis & penetrate her Heard da way she stares & go down automatic.. u'd think she was an escalator Lol.BOOM. Food's ya distraction but I'd throw u a plate & still kick ya I'm bettin' a pancake would put u outta ya element worse than he did Ill Nika Gone. Liked this better then metts rbh. Joe Metts, ur just infectious fluid & living bloody my friend Now since u in-cyst, I'ma pop ya & leave u oozing just for gettin' under my skin Too srs. 1 Peace u fat fuck. Look. K....im looking I know dom has riders but even i figured you'd of died in a bar or two even the good Old Dominions aren't a match.. .........for the Monarch of discrediting votes from every1 that realizes he's horrible Dom minions is forced to me since u need to pause.....the bars concept in and of itself is good but this shit is stretched as fucj. metts been presented the crown, while everything he textin is foul if u think crying n discrediting votes is the name of the game, atleast suggest it to gow Ok reference to disc.board topic but it doesnt hit him hard imo.....wording focused more on gow....tho i get ur calling him a crybaby etc... i guarantee ur a deadbeat dad. that's low but i know he's fleeing fast being locators to my style n in 18 yrs his kid will need one to find this piece of trash Fire. ur chick an ez piece of ass n she get embarrassed when u dining out cause yall the only couple in history to fit a full length porn on their vine account Meh plus she said u be bustin early. damn, it seems this goofballs dried up his girl told me that sticky came more prematurely then the fantasy football signups Liked this white trash. mom like u need to move n abort the child, u know u do he downstairs smoking Rock, throwin a Spade down like shut up mom were Grown Ups 2 Fire. do me a favor, get a knife put it towards your throat and slit it right this dudes so pathetic there should be a ultimate writer week dedicated to striktas life Nah. we both started in '01. thru bleach n fat punches we still killed our peers but you know how much fat kids love Cake so it only seems fitting i end an ill career This is ok g/l homie Stfu u sound soft. Aight so yo......this was an ill battle......joe was cleaner last rd tho imho.....i feel like sum of his concepts were there but the wording was labored and made it dificult to get to the punches smooth enuff for them to connect. Striks conceots have always been nuts....incorporating several aspects into one line sentences like that pork kabobs and cyst line.....hes only recently tho to me coming into his own with crisp wirding. I think strik was more coherent with better worded & mkre complex conceots with harsher conections. V strik |
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