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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2019
Posts: 2,058
Battle Record: 3-3
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Sounds like a contradiction, but ol ’ boy ain’t got the stomach to body me
Dunno what’s thicker, that mess of pubes you call a beard or the gunk in your arteries Lmao...good opener I got to admit that fit’s pretty fresh! But that head’s big as hell That hat said “one size fits ALL” but you got it second guessing itself Lol another funny line Look like a miserable leprechaun whose sub order’s always “bacon and double parm” Belong on a PSA sayin: “The dangers of becoming complacent once they stop chasin your Lucky Charms” Ehhh And what size is the shirt brotha? 6xl? That shit should embarrass ya If they had to print that Polo logo any bigger it coulda bridged the Americas Lmao This will be the picture on the milk cartons once you’re clowned, faded and popped And they’ll be like “it’s nice to finally see them give the cow that made this his props No User You are without a doubt one ugly and unstable creature Lookin’ like someone gave a bag of marshmallows disabled facial features Lmaooo Camouflage shorts? Bro, there ain’t no hiding your hefty ass A better plan would be to cut eye holes in all of your Wendy’s bags Lmaooo Cheeks savagely bloated, and is your nose actually broken? That shits huge, and packs a deadlier Air Force than any of Maverick’s opponents Lmao sheesh You say your losing weight? Man, this comedian’s full of tricks Cuz I don’t need a Ouija board to know that your Medium’s full of shit Hilarious Eat some lettuce, Chubbs or better yet start ingesting drugs That mouth got more sauce on the side than an Arby’s ad for French Dip subs Didn't like Great battle guys...I enjoyed both verses....funny shit on both ends....but I felt user hit a Lil harder Vote username |
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