WILDCARD WEEK: #7 UserName VS #10 Ajax USERNAME ADVANCES

Ajax · 12-19-2020, 01:52 AM

Come here, you huge, jolly mufucca you…

I’m sorry to drop you. Fat boy… Noone wanna get violent;
But, this ain’t fat shaming. It’s the Hulk ‘body slamming’ Andre the Giant.
You’re gross and obscene. It’s over; it seems…
This was an uphill battle from the start… and we BOTH know what that means…
Everyone loves you… This chump’s never frightening;
Your battles got no ‘hype or tension,’ but we ALL see your blood pressure spiking…
My shit ALWAYS shines. Even my worst is a feature…
At best, you’re off and on. Epileptics read your verse and get seizures.
Every body’s a temple. Your’s is shaped like a Buddha.
I hit below the belt. Body blows shakin’ your FUPA.. until your whole frame’s in a stupor.
Plus, your lady’s a disproportionate size…
That bitch hates fireworks and can sense forming storm fronts before they arrive.
I still gave her all 12. A coup de grace to her box left her cooter rocked;
She got more ‘mind-blowing footage’ than the film Zapruter shot…
You’re done, with a quick flurry….
Your best shit is a Rocky horror… and I’m Clubber Lang... You’re Tim Curry.

Peace.

12-19-2020, 01:52 AM	#4
Ajax Senior Member Join Date: May 2020 Posts: 344 Battle Record: 5-4 Rep Power: 95150	Come here, you huge, jolly mufucca you… I’m sorry to drop you. Fat boy… Noone wanna get violent; But, this ain’t fat shaming. It’s the Hulk ‘body slamming’ Andre the Giant. You’re gross and obscene. It’s over; it seems… This was an uphill battle from the start… and we BOTH know what that means… Everyone loves you… This chump’s never frightening; Your battles got no ‘hype or tension,’ but we ALL see your blood pressure spiking… My shit ALWAYS shines. Even my worst is a feature… At best, you’re off and on. Epileptics read your verse and get seizures. Every body’s a temple. Your’s is shaped like a Buddha. I hit below the belt. Body blows shakin’ your FUPA.. until your whole frame’s in a stupor. Plus, your lady’s a disproportionate size… That bitch hates fireworks and can sense forming storm fronts before they arrive. I still gave her all 12. A coup de grace to her box left her cooter rocked; She got more ‘mind-blowing footage’ than the film Zapruter shot… You’re done, with a quick flurry…. Your best shit is a Rocky horror… and I’m Clubber Lang... You’re Tim Curry. Peace. __________________ https://soundcloud.com/ajaxinstrumentals Last edited by Ajax; 12-19-2020 at 10:51 AM.