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Old 01-04-2020, 04:08 PM   #1
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DMS—Diddled My Stick
 
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Think of a man who’s the rarest of sub-waste.
Whose parents were un-graced.
Who’s herrings were blood stained.
Think of the most embarrassing, un-tamed, tainted and just lame.
Mix it with unnamed layers of some fake
And Jared from subway.
The character displayed is narrating the tape
(It’s Dope!)
A quirky internet cat.
Who firstly isn’t that wack.
But never wrote the higher level bars in succession.
Or so the others say when art is in question.
He tried to level stars with the pen then
dropped in contention.
And was left dangling like the larger parts in suspensions.
He started putting God in inspection.
Found a flaw in the methods used to pardon the message.

(But that’s off topic, like half the second halves of his ‘songs’ are.)

With an ever shifting style between shorter lines and long bar,
He never perfected his style, playing the crowd.
So it was always over simple when he was facing a bout.
Thought for a second he’d be a comedy writer,
But he couldn’t figure out the nuances and subtleties.
So while he had a few decent jokes, he never composed a piece.
Perhaps he thought his homonyms could make him iller quotes.
Perhaps he thought his pattern practice was enough to fill a set.
Or perhaps he and his writing is a simple jest.
Perhaps his whole existence is a joke.

(They got me trynna please a crowd, a famous comic every time I’m on the stage of public.)
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